Is CJ being paranoid? Technology seems to be messing with him recently. Does he need to hire a computer scientist to help him exorcise his cyber demons? Or is he just nuts?

Today is National House Plant Appreciation Day, so the boys celebrate by discussing the benefits of owning a piece of nature.

And we reach the stunning conclusion to the SCIENCE experiment CJ started earlier this week. Will essential oils or polymer clay destroy your LEGO collection? Find out on today's episode.

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CJ is upset with Spenny and the rest of his coworkers for something that happened yesterday. Find out what that is and why it's somehow not CJ's fault.

He also screwed up the New Year's Eve show we held with The Toadies. Listen to that story on today's episode.

And what random statistics about your life would you love to know? The boys discuss what the average person would like to know according to a survey, as well as their own strange desires.

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CJ dons his lab coat to perform some experiments and get some answers on today's show.

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CJ is temporarily broke, but he's not exactly excited to remedy his situation.

Also, the Sports Bet for Season 5 of The CJ Morgan Show begins on today's episode! Will Spenny be able to claim victory over CJ?

And there's something a lot of people own that can destroy your LEGO collection! CJ reports on today's special edition of the Nerd Report.

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The boys are excited to kick off the fifth season of The CJ Morgan Show. Normally a show that has been around as long as this tends to suffer from a "jumping the shark" moment. Not this show. In fact, the boys are determined to lean into the stereotype and jump as many sharks as they can.

Also, the Golden Globes just happened! And CJ and Spenny don't get it. Why do people watch? Where is the enjoyment?? What is the point??? They can't understand! Learn what "jumping the shark" means and why CJ and Spenny are so confused by Awards Season.

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We're back, baby. Happy New Year!

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CJ has returned from London, and he has a few stories to share.

Did he speak in a fake English accent? Did he embarrass his lover? Did he throw a series of childish tantrums? You might know the answers to these questions, but you don't know exactly how the madness unfolded. Find out on today's episode.

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CJ claims he had a wild weekend out camping, but Spenny suspects he isn't being entirely truthful. Not only that, but CJ won't even tell the story until next episode. So he's being a freaking tease. A dirty, lying tease!

Also, should CJ buy a classic muscle car? He's come across what he calls a "good deal" and wants to jump on it ASAP.

And the boys discuss dating at fast food joints, the average amount of calories Americans consume on Thanksgiving, and McDonald's new, saucy offering for the holiday season.

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