In this episode, we break down the newly released Borderlands movie of 2024. As a long-time fan of the game series, BB laments the many ways the film falls short, from miscasting issues to lackluster action sequences. While the visuals and certain character portrayals (like Claptrap voiced by Jack Black) are praised, the overall story and execution receive harsh criticism. On the flip side, CK, who had no previous experience with the Borderlands franchise, finds the movie entertaining and delivers a fresh take. Join us as we discuss both perspectives and even present our own 'ChatGPT-scripted' take on a Borderlands movie that could have been. And don't miss our hilarious hot takes on the new live-action Stitch from Lilo & Stitch and the debate on whether Wesley Snipes or Hugh Jackman deserves the title of longest-running Marvel character. Start your own Channel with these budget starters Maono PD200X mic - https://amzn.to/3w93rgB Anker PowerConf C200 2k Webcam - https://amzn.to/3UC71df Adjustable Boom Arm w/ accessories - https://amzn.to/49xTbg7 Mountdog Softbod Lighting Kit - https://amzn.to/49cGVSE 20% off Hostinger - https://hostinger.com?REFERRALCODE=1THEESEFILE27 Reach us at: BogusBird@theESEfiles.com CrazyKat@theESEfiles.com AgentKuckle@theESEfiles.com gUNzz@theESEfiles.com Don't forget to follow your favorite show and join us on the journey ahead. We look forward to entertaining you! https://www.theesefiles.com/ https://www.facebook.com/theESEfiles https://www.instagram.com/theesefiles/ https://twitter.com/TheESEfiles https://www.patreon.com/TheESEfiles 00:00 Borderlands Movie Review 00:22 Borderlands Game Experience 03:35 Good Aspects of the Movie 11:21 Disappointments and Criticisms 17:42 CK's Perspective 23:03 Reimagining Borderlands 25:31 Epic Battle with the Bandits 26:19 Meet Dr. Zed and Tannis 26:47 Discovering the Vault's Secrets 27:12 Mad Moxie's Bar and New Allies 27:40 Journey to the Vault 40:58 The Vault Awakens 46:42 Pandora's Transformation 48:38 Hot Take - Live Action Lilo & Stitch 50:11 Hot Take - Blade vs Wolverine 53:31 Wrap it Up

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