With a week until the election, Donald Trump is playing for all the marbles. Either he wins and is president or loses and goes to jail. Plus, another lady says he molested her... So that's not news. Is anyone even listening to rape claims against Trump? I mean... yawn. Also, turns out he was close with Jeffrey Epstein. Can he win? Maybe?! Stay tuned for updates?

America, you are extremely close to electing your first women president, your first Asian-American president, your first black female president... Probably a few other firsts... Hmmmmm. Is it me or is everyone bored of firsts. Also, close to electing your first fascist dictator/king/"chosen one". Even Trump's involuntary ear piercing, which let's face it, goes with the makeup... yawn. Let's get excited. People... Election fever!

While Russia continues to grind Ukraine into a bone meal, are winning elections in Germany. Seriously.... That's bad. Listen in and have some fun!

Remember when Republican voters were kicking in doors at pizza parlors to fight white slavers... yeah me neither. Trump is transformed into a felon due to the inadequacies of his defense team. Today, he's a convicted felon in a case that involves prostitution, business fraud, and a star who says she didn't exactly have a good time. Listen for a couple laughs!

How many of Trump's "Trump Trials" will involve him molesting somebody? It's two for two so far.

"Locker room talk" has officially become courtroom talk.

Did he molest somebody on Jan. 6th? Did he rape the classified documents he stole from the White House? Inquiring minds want to know!!! Learn more! LISTEN!!! TO!!! THIS!!!

I'm having a love affair with Donald Trump! More facts inside this podcast! He loves me! Learn more inside! He can't stop saying how much he loves me. Plus, Vlad Putin... not dead yet. What?! Open the cover and learn more!

Most people think politics is boring, and it Rusia it really really is. Because if you don't vote for Vlad we'll kill ya! Trumps trials heating up. More judges hate him. Plus, Biden's cute puppy keeps perferating secret service agents! Listen, learn, laugh, cry (not really)!

With a Speaker of the House so square he's actually hip, the GOP continues its campaign to cancel all extra curricular boinking by mid-2025. Meanwhile, world war III may have already started. If you don't get depressed easily, learn more here. If you're already unhappy, maybe listen to soft music instead.