Come to Umami mommy as Erin is under lock and key by Jigsaw, and we learn the difference between epsom salts and regular salts. Bryan takes us on a journey through Pornhub's relative searches by state and we discuss what "vintage cowboys" and "hard pigs" might be. Plus, Erin tells us about Minnesota Senator Tina Smith's plan to repeal the Comstock Act which restricts abortion-related materials from being sent through the mail as the GOP attempts to restrict abortion-related care nationwide.

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This week the mere mention of APC triggers Bryan's memory of having to buy a reusable bag at their store in London. Erin "sends it" and teaches us some Canadian phrases. Bryan talks about the Pope's use of some homophobic slurs. Erin tells us about the Southern Baptist Convention voting against IVF and the Seven Mountain Mandate which dictates how Evangelicals need to influence seven aspects of society : family, religion, education, media, arts & entertainment, business, and government.

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Adore us or adorn us. This week Erin is fresh from VAG (the Vancouver Art Gallery), Bryan's Google Maps is defaulting to Canada, and Erin shares a clip from Antiques Roadshow's stop in Albuquerque. Bryan shares two 'ssues: an LA County lifeguard who sued his employer for "violating his sincere religious beliefs" by forcing him to raise a Pride flag in June, and Utah's Governor Spencer Cox declaring June a "Month of Bridge Building". Erin shares the reasoning for the GOP governors who voted against the Right to Contraception Act which would have codified contraception act into federal law.

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We're taking this week off, but are giving you one of the dirtiest (and funniest) Vault episodes of all time. Erin's famous Doubletree conditioner story and more of our worst dates. We release an episode from the Vault every Monday on Patreon! www.patreon.com/attitudes

Yee-haw! Bryan's in Texas this week watching Fox News and eating Xanax with his parents, so get personal with Bryan and Erin in this very special episode. Erin delights with stories of what happens when you put conditioner in your privates, while Bryan discusses the worst first date he's ever had. It may or may not involve Mischa Barton.

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Erin tells us about her Vancouver shopping day at the Hill's Of Kerrisdale and La Maison Simons, and Bryan watched Paris in Love for the first time. Erin breaks the news of Louisiana's State Bill 276 which classifies abortion drugs Mifepristone and Misoprostal as controlled substances. Bryan tells us about Nintendo's upcoming video games featuring some gender non-conforming character representation and Minnesota's House Bill HF3782 which effectively bans book bans in the state.

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Welcome to the Fashion Podcast where this week we discuss the latest in airport apparel. Bryan's got a gift card and 20% off coupon with his ExtraBucks, and we go on a hetero tangent about "eatin' that fish". Also, Erin and Bryan tag team this week's 'ssue about Harrison Butker's divisive anti-feminist and anti-LGBTQ+ commencement speech at Benedictine College.

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Bryan's reading of Susan Orlean's On Animals leads us down a rabbit hole where we break down the difference between donkeys, mules, hinnies, and jennies. Erin takes us behind-the-scenes of the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA organizations and reveals why two of their current reigning winners suddenly resigned. Bryan tells us how the Boy Scouts of America is rebranding as Scouting America after 114 years to move past bankruptcy and to be more inclusive.

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7/10 - Joe's Pub NYC - No Autographs Please w/ Arden Myrin:

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8/24 - Littlefield Brooklyn - A Black Tie Affair - Bryan's Solo Show!

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Bryan saw Challengers over the weekend and loved Zendaya's tennis choreography. Erin watched The Idea of You and breaks down the awkward banter and sex scenes. Bryan breaks the news about French drag queen Minima Geste being selected to be one of the torch carriers in the 2024 Summer Olympics. Erin tells us about the Comstock Law being repealed thanks to two Republicans crossing party lines, including State Senator Shawnna Bolick whose husband Arizona Supreme Court Justice Clint Bolick revived the 160 year-old abortion ban.

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