ARTNET lampoons Dragnet which was one of the most popular radio dramas of the late 1940’s and early 1950’s. Dragnet first aired on radio on June 3, 1949 and ran until February 6 1957. The show was created by Jack Webb, who also starred as the main character, Sergeant Joe Friday. Written by Eric Coble, ARTNET is a satirical comedy that explores the intersections of art, commerce, and technology. It delves into the absurdities of the art world, particularly how art is commodified and how artists navigate the pressures of commercial success. Coble’s writing style is characterized by sharp wit, humor, and a strong sense of social commentary. He often blends comedy with poignant themes, addressing issues such as identity, family dynamics, and societal expectations. His plays are known for their engaging dialogue, dynamic characters, and the ability to resonate with a wide range of audiences, from young people to adults. Born in Edinburgh, Scotland and raised on the Navajo and Ute reservations in New Mexico and Colorado, Eric Coble is an award winning American playwright and screenwriter. He is a member of the Playwrights' Unit of the Cleveland Play House. His plays have been produced in 50 states of the U.S., and on six continents. Coble has received numerous awards and accolades for his work, including an Emmy nomination, the Cleveland Arts Prize, and multiple playwriting fellowships. His plays have been produced Off-Broadway, in regional theaters across the United States, and internationally. This Naples Players Radio Theatre production features the vocal talents of: Jim Heffernan who is the voice of Joe Frida, Vic Caroli as Dali and Picasso, John Heard as the Chief, Jim Corsica is the voice DaVinci, Danny Miller as Warhol. Lynne Young as Mona Lisa and Michael Troop as Monet. This audio file was recorded, mixed and mastered by Michael Troop. Music and sound effects were obtained through a special license from pond5.com and may not be copied or reproduced for any reason.-The Dragnet theme music was composed by Walter Schuman and produced and arranged by Geek Music.(https://www.patreon.com/geekmusic1)