Episodes

  • UNO KIDNEY
    Jun 26 2023

    “Son what me and your sexdoll mom have is real, and no amount of Greek Mythology can take that away from us”


    0:00  Your New Home

    2:30  Listen When a White Woman of Color is Speaking

    3:19  White Kween Radio: Diet Coke Deoderant

    4:22  Refrigerator Dangerous

    4:42  Just Wait Till I Learn How to Count Dude

    5:30  You Look like Your Parents are Divorced

    8:48  Easier than Taking Kidneys from a Baby

    9:13  I Love How You Drink Rat Poison

    11:02  Intermission V

    11:25  Choose Wisely

    11:41  One Full Page of a Harry Potter Book

    12:48  David's 700 Hour Update

    13:45  Gordy's Here

    14:33  I Just Found Out

    15:55  Sexdoll + ChatGPT

    16:42  White Kween Radio: ChadGPT

    17:04  Hey Sexdoll

    20:48  Sexdoll Feet Attachment Feature

    22:30  David's Transgression

    23:54  Mayor's Master Plan

    27:20  White Kween Radio: The Woppenheimer Meal

    27:39  Women aren't Real

    27:55  I'm with the Money Team

    28:41  Hudson's Joke

    31:05  David's Dad

    32:39  Lovecraft Package

    33:52  Everything I Touch Turns to Sold!

    35:07  The Void

    36:49  Classic Gordy

    36:59  Gore of the Jungle

    38:04  Touch My Lovecraft Package

    38:33  Just Wait Till I Learn How to Count Dude II

    39:13  Hey Sexdoll, Add 8 Tons of Fertilizer to Cart

    41:39  David as Terminator

    42:47  Siri Set a Timer for World War III

    43:02  You're Gonna Get Drafted!

    43:46  Demotivational Tapes

    45:37  Cracking the Firewall

    46:14  White Kween Radio: Megamind Pillow Pet

    46:31  His Panic

    46:38  Father's Day Ouija Board

    48:27  Just Wait Till I Learn How to Count Dude III

    48:52  Grimace is Back!

    50:49  White Kween Radio: OJ Simpson Action Figure

    51:37  OJ Simpson LEGO Set

    52:49  The Misadventures of Hudson and Slugpile II

    57:42  White Kween Radio: Dicen Vacuum

    58:14  Termite Sex

    1:02:36  Space Pimps Episode 3: Terminally Trill

    1:04:56  Space Pimps Episode 4: Ballin

    1:07:18  A Letter for David

    1:09:06  My Kids liked Wingstop... Do You Hate Cancer Too?

    1:10:53  Editor Hudson

    1:11:49  Walmart DVD Bin

    1:13:12  White Kween Radio: Guns

    1:13:33  My Little Glock

    1:14:34  RIP Gordy



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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • The Dark Episode
    May 22 2023

    “I might get the electric chair... but I'm gonna make it sexy”


    0:00  Don't Look Under My Floorboards

    2:20  700 Hours of Community Service

    3:30  Community Service PTSD

    4:20  The Future is Now

    4:59  Hey Son, I Banged Your Mom

    6:37  The Ethics of Doing Meth in Front of Your Kid

    9:20  I'm Not Even Slightly Aroused

    11:40  I Hated that Movie... 9/10

    13:08  Death Penalty but Make it Sexy

    16:32  Shark Tank if it Was Sexy

    17:15  Love and Aluminum 

    17:59  Kool Aid Man You Wanna Smoke Meth in Front of My Kids? Oh Yeeeaaah!

    18:34  FunLand: Where Everything's Legal

    21:02  Here at Robert J Debry We'll Sell Your Fucking Colon

    21:38  The Future is Now II

    21:55  FunLand: Family for the Whole Fun

    22:49  Shawty Gave Me 700 Hours

    22:31  FunLand Endorsements

    23:30  Kool Aid Man (crackpipe)

    23:53  David Has 700 Hours

    24:07  The Goldfish Call

    25:15  David Has 700 Hours II

    25:30  David's Dog Faced Wife

    25:49  David Has 697 Hours

    26:18  Werehouse

    27:03  I Call 911 Twice a Minute

    28:00  Soulja Boy: Mom of the Year

    31:25  Robert E Leet

    34:00  Flesh House

    36:53  Hello America, Did You Know that You Have Whites

    37:12  Bottle of Laxatives



    Released on May 22, 2023


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    42 mins
  • Words of the Forest
    May 15 2023

    “Jesus OnlyFans modeled for our sins”


    0:00  Hotel Toes

    0:33  I'll Invest in Your Company... If You Beg for It

    1:07  Crackhead Shark Tank

    2:55  Walking Lick on Shark Tank

    7:45  Clap for Me, Sharks

    8:36  What's the Deal with Seinfield?

    13:23  The Twelve Gnomes Who Suck on My Toes Late at Night

    14:46  The Slur Room

    15:31  Speed Racist II

    17:24  Sonic and Your Mom

    19:36  Professor X vs. Mental Health

    20:31  How to Have Sex and the Sorcerer's Stone

    21:24  Self Insert and the Order of the Phoenix

    22:30  Eighth Plague: OnlyFans 4 All

    23:13  Aye Shawty, How Much Sand Can Your Shower Drain Handle?

    23:57  President Teases New Law

    26:50  Your Dead Husband Wanted a Divorce By the Way

    31:05  GirlBossing on the Highway

    37:23  RoboDavid's Audio Diary II


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    41 mins
  • Gluttony's Winning
    May 9 2023

    “I’m a high value man… and I’m a high value terrorist also”


    0:00  How to be a High Value Conductor

    1:48  How Do You Say?

    2:34  Tourism in Barbados

    4:55  Alpha Terrorism

    5:39  Tweet Review II

    6:21  Family Fun on Family Feud 

    8:27  Domed Immediately 

    10:05  Shoutout to Obama

    10:48  Obama's Drone Strike Review

    13:07  A Union?! Send in Captain Underpants!!!

    14:38  Who the Hell is Ad Holmes?

    15:36  My Strange Addiction: Painting Walls

    17:38  NEW MARVEL TRAILER!!!

    21:54  Superior Spider-Jay

    24:05  Journey 2 the Intellectual Slums

    36:05  Let Your Mood Swang

    36:47  Mood Milk

    38:45  Spider-Jay: No Way Home

    39:06  Fighting Gluttony

    41:30  Here's a Gun! Put that in Your Mouth!

    41:48  Yeeeaaaah (my wife's dead)


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    45 mins
  • The Age of the Turkey
    May 1 2023

    “Water’s like a concrete wall in a sentence”


    0:00  Turkey Basterd

    1:10  The Origin of Turkey

    2:03  Turkey Tuberculosis 

    2:53  Ascend to Beans

    4:43  Gobblin on that Wattle

    10:22  The Tallest Building in the World (14ft.)

    11:14  Playing with Water

    15:10  Turkey Slurping PSA

    16:34  Going Ham on the Turkey

    17:47  Robot Transforming Into a Politician Robot

    19:22  Biden Prime vs. Hillary Megatron

    21:05  Hillary Clintesson

    22:01  ChomoGaming

    22:36  Alpha Clowns

    23:46  Goodwill Hunting

    25:09  Woopty Doo! Want Crack!

    29:40  Turkeys Nude

    31:54  Hello, Did You Say Milk?

    34:13  Pig Clown

    35:11  The Legacy of Jon Porkman

    36:30  Can You Tell Me Which Bit is Funny?... That's Right!

    38:04  RoboDavid's Audio Diary


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    42 mins
  • Close Combat Gaslighting
    Apr 24 2023

    “Listen Goldfish, you all look the same”


    0:00 Ringing in the Apocalypse

    0:17 Where’s the Nearest School Zone

    0:38 Call 911! I’m Lonely!

    2:00 British Guy 3

    5:16 The Colorado Mobster

    8:39 I Am the One Who Casts Spells

    8:57 Temple Running Away from Your Problems

    16:22 Who the Hell is Racial Plattner?

    17:20 The Dick Beater

    18:10 Life is a Highway and I’m Gonna Write it on My Blog

    18:50 Sorry Kid, I Raised You so I Could Bang Your Mom

    19:41 Already Racism: Thursdays at 8:00

    20:57 Lincoln: Don’t Follow the Rules

    22:20 Fast & Furious 11: Don’t Follow the Rules

    24:31 Rocks: Coming this Summer

    28:00 British Guy 4

    32:48 Everybody Shut Up! The New Cats Trailer is Out!

    36:06 Source

    37:23 I’m so Sorry, Your Son Thinks He is a Realtor

    38:15 I’m Just Tryna Do My Job

    38:59 Doctors HATE this Man!!!

    39:47 Damn Y’all I Ain’t Never Had this Much Sex Before

    41:41 How to Give Someone Schizophrenia: A TED Talk

    42:55 Hand to Hand Gaslighting

    44:05 Ice Heist

    46:54 They Heinous Cause they Ain’t Us

    47:17 NEW CATS TRAILER! WATCH NOW FREE!

    47:36 My 67lb. Goldfish

    49:01 Investigating Advanced Goldfish


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    53 mins
  • Lepromancy
    Apr 4 2023

    “Abstinence makes the heart grow fondler”


    0:00  David's Not Here

    0:20  I'm Operating Over Here!

    2:50  Tricking the Elderly

    4:18  Narwick the Lepromancer

    5:20  600lbs. of Knowledge, Kid

    5:39  Our Kids Need FUNNY References Todd

    6:11  Ryan vs. Edward Sheeran

    6:56  The Social Commenter

    7:46  The Astronomical Weight of My Janitor Job

    8:20  Cleaning Bad

    30:50  God Can We Have a Pizza Party?

    31:47  The Fondler Hosts a Seminar 

    41:53  God Can We Have a Pizza Party PLEASE!?

    42:09  Chocolate Con Artist

    45:22  School Spirit Hit Squad

    1:00:14  Fucking Where is the Pizza Party!!

    1:00:33  Throw it Back

    1:03:14  It's Kinda like Scrat

    1:07:15  Country Court

    1:11:52  Man Kills Hot Wife

    1:13:27  Hot Box the Weather Office

    1:16:47  Jesus Christ it's Edward Snowden!

    1:18:54  NSA Launches Space Shuttle

    1:19:25  Yeah I Got Her Number, Her Social Security Number

    1:24:10  The NSA Canceled My Vacation


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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Disciple of Owl City
    Mar 29 2023

    “I’ve never been so fortunate as to drink from the loins of the snake”


    0:00  Love and Hammers

    2:30  Wendy's Secretaries

    5:49  What a Lovely Day to Have a Look at a Grease Fryer

    10:31  Married to the History

    12:32  What a Lovely Day for a Constitution 

    13:15  Gritty Reboot Camp

    17:13  Interlude

    18:13  Owl City Experts: No Custody for You!

    22:01  Damn Democracy, You Looking Kinda Bad Tonight

    23:16  MythBusters: Traumatizing a Young Snake

    26:15  Butter Croissant Balls Made with Monkey

    27:40  Adam and Eve Were the First Presidents

    29:28  Grilled and Eaten

    44:35  Space Pimps

    45:45  Space Pimps Episode 1: Big Jupiter and Kevin Spacey

    47:26  Space Pimps Episode 2: Cowboy Monastery

    48:54  SpaceWater Guy

    50:38  The Space Corporation

    52:22  Speed Racist


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    55 mins