Adventures at Goatshead Castle

By: Samantha V Hutton
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  • Audio sitcom ~ Following the adventures of a witch who was resurrected wrongly, instead of the nasty bitter witch she once was, she's now selfish, childish, and UNBELIEVABLY deluded! She now thinks of herself as the biggest celebrity this world has ever seen. 

    She lives in Goatshead Castle, accompanied by Jeeves, her very reluctant immortal 70-something butler, the maid, an immortal gossip-loving goodie-two-shoes, and her cousin Amanda, a cockney spiv, who is also a witch without powers. Oh, & how can we forget the Lambton Worm Jr, a 6ft earthworm!

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  • Witchy Delusions & Halloween Party set up (Sort of)

    Witchy Delusions & Halloween Party set up (Sort of)
    Oct 8 2020

    Introduction: Once upon a time and far far away, in the village of Goatshead, there lived an evil witch called Samantha V Hutton… She was so evil that one day, all the villagers banded together and burned her at the stake! Some said she deserved it, well eh, actually, everyone said she deserved it! However, before she died she cast a spell on her most trusted companions, making them immortal and gifting them with the book of spells, which could be used to resurrect her from the grave. And as the villagers watched her perish, she vowed to return within a week, and unleash the most unimaginable horrors upon the villager and their homes.

    Four hundred years later, the three companions of Samantha V Hutton finally got around to bringing her back… These being Samantha’s Maid, Butler and identical cousin Amanda.
    But something went terribly wrong during the resurrection ceremony, and instead of the vile evil creature they once knew, they discovered that after three centuries in limbo, Samantha had gotten a little… Well let’s not beat-around-the-bush, she got a lot more selfish, self-centered and unbelievably deluded - so much so, she now believes herself to be the biggest celebrity this world has ever seen! And if you believe her delusions, you might just survive a visit to Goatshead castle unharmed!


    In this weeks episode: 

    Samantha is excited for Halloween coming up soon, so she tries to arrange her annual Halloween party at her castle. 

    But things never turn out quite as planned... The villagers of Goatshead castle are causing a little bit of stir around having Samantha living in the village, so she takes it upon herself to show them how great she is - But at what cost? Our witch can never catch a break, as a member of the witch's council from the other realm also turns up? But what for? There's only one way to find out - tune in now! 

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    27 mins
  • The Curious Case of the Toothbrush User!

    The Curious Case of the Toothbrush User!
    Dec 19 2022
    In this weeks episode:

    Things start to turn a little surreal, for some. 
    Samantha uncovers that some unusual creature has decided it's okay to use her toothbrush and the Lambton Worm Junior, has a lot of important things (he claims) to tell our resident witch. 
    Else where the Lambton Worm Junior, thinks if the Loch Ness can be a tourist attraction then surely the River Tyne can be with his Wormy water supplied!

    All Samantha had planned today was to speak to her adoring fans (she claims) - *sighs* what's a witch to do?

    Listen now to find out! 
    But be warned, not for the faint-hearted - this episode is full of dodgy accents, characters and terrible eye-rolling word plays. *cackles*

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