You might be wondering why I would be spending my valuable time on this episode. Good question. I'm kinda regretting not taken the money from Carlos when he offered it back in San Francisco and now I'm hopin' this accurate and untarnished history of EPIC favourably ingratiates me with him. Ya see, in the meantime, global banking crises and whatnot have put a small dent in my cash flow. If anyone at EPIC can send me a few bitcoins, much appreciated.  Real coins okay too.

This is my longest episode to date - and quantity does equal quality, at least for this one. 

And it turns out my (ex-) teen guru is having a birthday right around now - and I just wanna say, real clear-like, that this is NOT a birthday present or anything like that, 'cause I know this is NOT what he would want for his birthday and of course I would NEVER do something like give one of my sons an episode for their birthday present that they didn't even want or anything. 

And I don't believe in birthdays anyway, as the earth does not "rotate" around the sun, when one uses the cosmic background radiation as a reference frame, as one should - it is clear that Earth is following a crazy curved corkscrew pattern through the universe. We never return to the "location" where we born - ever. Get used to it.

It is really just a random series of events that this all lined up.

But to be on the safe side - this is officially Episode 14. I jus' couldn't be chancing using that other next lower integer connected to this episode or to my guru or to the meaning of life. 

Just hedging my bets here. Like airplane seating and building floor numbers you know.

Turns out my creative consultant don't know the law, so it turns out I did need to hire a slew of attorneys to drive this copyright case to the Supreme Court and pay those boys and girls to judge in my favour. 

But after extensive cost-benefit analysis, I fired all them lawyers and just did this here little re-take. Hope I don't end up in jail or nothin'.

Aside from that little hiccup, I'd like to thank discussions with my creative consultant Prof. Dr. Tinky Winky. Dr. Winky is highly respected in his fields as a creative consultant in all things after the year 2000. Tinky, or Doc Tink, as his good friends call him, is NOT a Florida Man but by upbringing but there seems to be some genetic component allowing him to deeply grok the social and comedic significance of the Florida Man. Thank you Dr. Tink for the 15 to 20 minutes of your valuable time you have committed to my project. I am forever in your debt and hope that I can repay you at some point in my life but don't really expect to as neither you nor I have any idea how to monetize this crazy shit.