• Saving, Not Savings
    Mar 14 2022

    Bachelorette party gone way wrong, kids give Allie a pep talk, goth chipmunks, end to daylight saving time, RIP the Viper room, the actual best Batman and much more.

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    57 mins
  • This Is What Cocaine Feels Like
    Mar 7 2022

    Bean's travel nightmare, Allie's magic hair, crepes are bullsh*t, dinosaur thoughts, marrying a ghost, emergency Hall & Oates, a Queen sighting and much more. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Why Not Call It A "Cocksicle?"
    Feb 28 2022

    Bean's date with Stormy Daniels, the Beatles are terrible, Frozen Penis Syndrome, the dumbest world record, the hottest polyglot, the best new dating app, Love Is Blind and much more.

    https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • No, Seriously. Whose House?
    Feb 21 2022

    Severed fingers, What are chicken wings really?, Bean's sexy house guests, Allie on Reddit, pot roasts rule, I like turtles, lost dentures, Inventing Anna, Sad Luke, and much more.

    https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    58 mins
  • Because Eggnog
    Feb 14 2022

    Which is the shiny side up?, books in a bar, Ye Olde Fighting Cocks, demonic goats, no pancakes no peace, Anna Kendrick legal trouble, Elon Musk would like a word, the mile-high club, chocolate milk for everyone. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • He Died Doing What He Loved
    Feb 7 2022

    Blizzard Allie, our friend won the big lottery, the boy with 500 teeth, dead in a massage parlour, surviving a plane crash, a ramen attack, a steakhouse riot, more. It's a wild episode! https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Where Are Your Nipples?
    Jan 31 2022

    -9F, celebrity candles, West Elm Caleb, Encanto, M & Ms, Yellowjackets, attractiveness scale, severed arms, Bean yells at some guys, sad dad bands, and much more with Allie and Bean. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Why Is Allie In A Trench Coat And Wig?
    Jan 24 2022

    Allie's imaginary dog, Bean's uninvited house-guest, Sleepy chicken challenge, What is hardballing?, the cat's meow, Miss Universe needs our help, too much sushi, even more glitter. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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    1 hr and 5 mins