Episodes

  • Burning Down The House

    Burning Down The House
    Nov 5 2020
    Guy Fawkes - Okay, he was annoyed - but really? Was there NO other option? How often do we take the drastic route? How many consequences in life are "unforeseen"? We're chatting about taking it a bit too far, maybe with you when you go. Lockdowns, US elections, Bonfire Night: it's all happening... Plus - Watch-cut/not watch-cut/not watch-not cut Prosthetic bellies Unexploded Incontinence Pants And Fond Farewells
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    43 mins
  • Easter Egg/Harvest Pumpkin

    Easter Egg/Harvest Pumpkin
    Sep 17 2020
    We were sent a transcript of Episode 12. It was not a precise transcript Here are some snippets It's not a real episode, and it's not a thigh-slapper: but it amused us enough to want to share the sheer crappiness of the transcription
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    24 mins
  • Everybody Loves A Happy Ending

    Everybody Loves A Happy Ending
    Sep 15 2020
    As if we're trying to personify the whole series in the last episode of Season 1, we look at happy endings for about 25 seconds, then drift onto weird deaths, theatre funding, parallel universes and anything else that floats across our line of sight. Skitters at 30,000ft SatNav Cremation Cringe With Mother PLUS - Name That Noise results, Marco Paulo and a new jingle for Jane's new niche Don't forget the Easter Egg/Harvest Pumpkin is out on Thursday!
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    50 mins
  • Everything Must Go

    Everything Must Go
    Sep 8 2020
    Retail is just getting back on its feet. How tough is it working in sales where you're on a commission? We look at sales: the good, the bad and the desperate. Scam calls and bogus tradesmen: how to deal with them without going to prison. Bodyform for Dogs A Conspiracy of Cupboards My Mum Has One Plus Marco Paulo and the return of Name That Noise!
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    37 mins
  • Wrang End Of The Stick

    Wrang End Of The Stick
    Sep 1 2020
    So sorry! I thought when you said "Just grab my melons" you meant... Misunderstandings, confusion and mistaken identity: all good reasons why it's best to check before you jump into action. Or even just LISTEN (Jane) Imposter alert! Check that cheque Pop explosion Plus... there's a BONUS EPISODE announcement!! (if I understood that correctly)
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    34 mins
  • Unlucky For Some

    Unlucky For Some
    Aug 25 2020
    Triskaidekaphobia - fear of tricycles... It's our thirteenth episode. Does that mean we'll have technical glitches? Get things wrong? If so - how does that explain all the other episodes where we balls it up? Are we slaves to fortune; Is the universe having a laugh at our expense? Or does the buck stop here and we're too afraid to own it? No play, no pay The great raffle scandal Always look after your bean
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    38 mins
  • Access Nae Areas

    Access Nae Areas
    Aug 18 2020
    What's the deal with accessibility? Is it getting better for people living with disabilities? Should we be protecting disabled parking and toilets? If we should, then what does a disabled person look like? Zonda the Wonder Dog Broom cupboard chaos You're getting blogged Plus - Where Are We Not? Marco Paulo and the answer to Name That Noise!
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    38 mins
  • This One's A Keeper

    This One's A Keeper
    Aug 11 2020
    How many times have you lost something irreplaceable? How many times have you THOUGHT you lost something irreplaceable, only for it to turn up years later? Would you lend a friend the thing you love? Throughout our life we get gifts, photos and letters that have a special place in our hearts - so we put them in a Special Place to keep them safe. Sadly we can never remember where the hell that Special Place is. Breaker, breaker: Lash LaRue Fishy cars And fingers in a soapy ring All that plus Where Are We Not? Marco Paulo and Name That Noise
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    38 mins