And finally, S02E02. Much like The Two Towers, second of the Lord of the Rings movies, we bring you grade A Canadian bacon, full backal nudity, and flipflops for your hands but it's a knife. Charlotte rates this one what? out of five.

We made it to the end of Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Thank you for joining us and cherchez la femme.

It's a 5/5 from Charlotte on S02E09 of La Femme Nikita! It's freeing the suggestion of a nipple if the temperature is correct in an Eastern Europrison/human zoo! It's putting a stranger's anything in your mouth! It's Gina Torres!

If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Slip on that little pair of glasses made out of two black checkers and send a man with a name to a ball kicking - it's time for S01E19.

If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Grab S01E14 by the stupid horns and do some terrorism because we're murderers, not racists. Also: tactical pigtails, nookie bros, and a limited history of CAD vs. USD.

Podcasters' note: it's Finland, not Norway who does the baby box.

If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Suspend your belief for S01E05! Here it comes creeping like a mechanic for the spare jacuzzi. TW for baby noises, mom stuff, and the threat of an Australian accent.

If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

This week it's S01E03, a collision course between two blanes: Broken Glass Wings and computering on your period. Just keep your music private from the fish, okay?

It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Bonk the front of the plane, we're ready to go! Go where? To S01E02 of La Femme Gunman! Just barely a little too much, right up until we find out who is daddy and can create the good cop/dad cop binary. Remember Frigwitch? If not, go listen to the Die Hand Die Verletzt episode.

It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita.

Today it's S01E01 your classic pilot titled Pilot. Like a band's eponymous first album but significantly more confusing. Photograph-of-your-own-funeral-level confusing. Tune in for Charlotte's searing hot #girlboss ops opinions, a French brown, and a quick gun flash mob.

It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. (We say Petra basically the whole time but her name is Peta. Sorry we were googling pictures of her and spelling doesn't matter when you're that hot.)