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  • Dr. Phil Makes Bert Cry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Dr. Phil Makes Bert Cry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Nov 18 2024
    SPONSORS: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Get The Chairman™ Pro Package today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code BEARS at https://manscaped.com. Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @‌trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS! #trueclassicpod Once again , it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time Bert is gifted a very special birthday gift, guest bear Dr. Phil! The two have a lively discussion about birthday months, Zac Efron, gossip, keeping secrets, and fleshlights. Dr. Phil also talks about the importance of figuring out life, gives Bert some words of wisdom, and for some reason they talk about Judy Blume books. They also talk about parties, Bert's dumb hats, Rob Gronkowski, Dr. Phil's new Netflix special, Tobey Maguire, some word play, and Dr. Phil pulls out a guitar to sing a special song for Bert. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 263 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Nov 11 2024
    SPONSORS: Head to http://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS to receive your first month FREE. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to https://NetSuite.com/BEARS to download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning guide. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. Alright, alright, alright, welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the coolest dude in Austin, Matthew McConaughey! Matt's re-releasing his book, "Greenlights" and visits the cave to talk all about it. It's a book that feels just like you're sitting down hanging out with McConaughey himself. The bears dive deep into Matt's personal philosophies and make a hands-on discovery about how seamless it is for him to be cool. The trio also talk about their personal alcohol brands, McConaughey's early film roles, that thing he does in "The Wolf of Wall Street", Tom's first time meeting him years ago, the cult status of "Tiptoes", and the almighty condiment ketchup. They also talk about biggest dammits, ballsy moves, their dads, friendships, Joey Diaz, the McConaissance, and the bears also learn a bunch of food hacks from the mind of McConaughey. So check out this episode....be a lot cooler if you did! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 262 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Nov 4 2024
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series Championship race on Sunday, November 10th at 3:00 PM Eastern on NBC, check the schedule over at https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! Go to https://Babbel.com/BEARS and get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription. Once again, it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time with Tommy Bunz taking a turn in the cave with a guest bear! This week Tom is joined by comedian Russell Peters, who may or may not have a thing for Tom's mom Charo. The two have a lively discussion about hip-hop and Big Daddy Kane, whom Russell knows personally. They also talk about places they don't like to travel to, crazy international flights, older porn stars, doing a special in Abu Dhabi, being a super dad, and the worst place to be tripping on something. They also share their thoughts on cold plunges, their moms, and Tom shares some info about his upcoming series on Netflix. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 261 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Oct 28 2024
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Get 10 FREE meals at https://HelloFresh.com/freebears. Head to https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Stavros Halkias! With this episode, Stavros earns the rare "2 Bears Triple Crown", having been on the show with both guests individually and together. Stavros has a new movie coming out called "Let's Start A Cult" and Bert can't help gush about it. Stavros cares a lot about this film and feels quite proud of it. Naturally it's a comedy, so Bert and Stavros eventually discuss their personal Comedy Mount Rushmore. They also get into some of Bert's regrets from "The Machine", track suits at movie premieres, the upcoming NBA season, F1 in Vegas, Donald Trump's frequent podcast appearances lately, Charlie Murphy, and a controversial opinion about dentists. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 260 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • The GREATEST Comedies of All-Time w/ Judd Apatow | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    The GREATEST Comedies of All-Time w/ Judd Apatow | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Oct 21 2024
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Visit https://forthepeople.com/bears or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. Thanks to Equip Foods for sponsoring today’s video! Head to my link at https://equipfoods.com/bears and use our promo code BEARS to get 20% off your first order, or combine this offer with a subscription and get 35% off your first subscription. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears, all lowercase. Sponsored by Formula 1 Las Vegas It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Judd Apatow! Judd is the producer of every great comedy from the 2000's and he's got some insider stories behind some of those hits to share. He reveals to Bert why he likes writing about dumb guys and stoners, shares a cute story about writing to Steve Martin in his early days, and Bert gives us an update on Tom and Garth. Judd and Bert also talk about Adam Sandler's clothing style, rich guy stuff, F1, being recognized in public, Steely Dan, 80's comedies, Mulaney, Garry Shandling, and why nobody runs to see comedies in movie theaters anymore. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 259 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Oct 14 2024
    SPONSORS: Head to https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS. Visit https://netsuite.com/BEARS and download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning. Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com. Head to http://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20 It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears marvel at how far AI has come and wonder if that handy little tool called ChatGPT will one day bring humanity to it's knees. They also speculate what their exit strategies would be if the machines were to rise and take over. On the subject of all-powerful overlords, Bert and Tom talk about some of the world's eccentric dictators, including one I hadn't even heard of named General Butt Naked. They also talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl, some really gay and diverse advertisements, Ari's stage surprise at Skankfest, authenticity, and being naked on a Netflix show! Watch or else ChatGPT will send you a really mean email. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 258 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Oct 7 2024
    SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20 Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave and use code BEARS! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears are in Florida and are feeling like real Florida-men right now. They talk travel essentials and share some strip club tips, before discussing the passion and defensiveness some people have for their hometowns. Bert goes on a tangent about Harriet Tubman, the bears talk about the concept of dressing like a black dude, they also talk movie premieres, Andy Garcia, Fancy Chef, and the first time sharing your comedy career with your parents. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 257 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Bert HIJACKED The Emmy's Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Bert HIJACKED The Emmy's Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 30 2024
    Get tickets for Tom's show at Madison Square Garden at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, October 6th at 2 PM Eastern on NBC. Check out the schedule here: https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Visit https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get up to 60% off. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got a lot of subjects to cover, including, the Emmy's, Bert's ability to make celebrities uncomfortable at parties, the most handsome 9/11 highjacker, self-loathing, and being a good listener. The Bears also debate an interesting "would you rather" question about death, talk about Shannon Sharpe and his alleged accidental live video, the dirty talk LeeAnn indulges in behind closed bedroom doors, and some comedy club talk. Plus Tommy and Berty brainstorm some fun stuff to chat about next week. Always two steps ahead. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 256 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins