100 of the Worst Ideas in History

By: Michael N. Smith
  • Summary

  • Humanity's Thundering Brainstorms Turned Blundering Brain Farts They are priceless, multifaceted jewels of misjudgment. Masterworks of the moronic. Steroid-juiced stupidity wearing a size 9XX dunce cap embroidered with one simple word: “Duh.” They are the colossally, cringingly, often laughably bad notions that have leapt from the short-circuiting synapses of some of the world’s brightest (and dimmest) brains, now faithfully retold here as "100 of the Worst Ideas in History, The Podcast." Based on the hot-selling book of the same name -- with stories hailing from the worlds of politics, popular culture, international relations, finance, business, sports, entertainment, and news -- these shoddy concepts have started wars, sunk countries, wrecked companies, scuttled careers, lost millions, endangered the Earth, and left the bad idea’s mommy or daddy as red-faced as, well, your mom or dad will be when they learn that you like to dress your pit bull as one of the Backstreet Boys. On this rollicking romp through the bungles and stumbles of humanity, we’ll: • Meet the U.S. president who starts each day skinny-dipping in the Potomac. • Sample the “dental hygiene product” that could rot your teeth. • Get an earful of the hit singing group that can’t really sing. • Munch on the tasty new snack food that might just give you diarrhea. • Encounter the famed archaeologist whose discovery of the “missing link” is revealed to be a monkey jaw glued to a human skull. • Plus so much more (of so much less). Peppered with “Hey-I-Didn’t-Know-That” factoids and perspective-gaining “Afterthoughts,” this collection of our species’ most stupendously stinky thinking spotlights how the ideas of yesterday—from funny flubs to the stunningly strange to classic mind-bogglers—continue to resonate in each of our lives today. So, without further ado and in no particular order, get ready to explore 100 of history’s thundering brainstorms that turned out to be blundering brainfarts.
    2024
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  • "Disco Inferno Singes the Sox"
    May 27 2024

    Just your typical day at the ballpark: First you see a pitcher smoke a fastball down the middle of the plate. Then you watch a speedy runner burn up the base paths. Finally, you see center field explode in a fireball!

    Okay, so it’s not exactly your average trip to the old ball game. But that’s the whole, record-breaking idea behind “Disco Demolition Night" -- the ill-concevied event that saw vinyl records detontated, liquered-up fans riot, Comiskey Park decend into smoldering shambles, the Chicago White Sox dealt an automatic loss and the demise of dico hastened. Listen, laugh and learn all about it.

    The next episode of "100 of the Worst Ideas in History, the Podcast" is in production and on its way to you. Watch for it wherever you get your podcasts. And remember to subscribe, like and comment.

    For 99 other examples of historical, hysterical thinking from the past, get your copy of "100 of the Worst Ideas in History," available at Amazon.com and better retailers everywhere. Audiobook now available at Audible.com.

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    3 mins
  • The President's Scandalous Em-bare-ass-ment
    Jun 3 2024

    Nearly a half century after George Washington dons a three-cornered hat, courageously crosses the Delaware River, and defeats the British Army redcoats, President John Quincy Adams strips down to his birthday suit, swims naked in the Potomac River, and leaves America red faced.

    Giving “crack of dawn” a whole new meaning, each morning, Adams sneaks down to the riverbank, surreptitiously undresses, and proceeds to folly about with the local ducks and geese—all the while naked as a jaybird.

    What happens when word get out on his au naturel aquatic adventures? Listen, laugh and learn all about it.

    The next episode of "100 of the Worst Ideas in History, the Podcast" is in production and on its way to you. Watch for it wherever you get your podcasts. And remember to subscribe, like and comment.

    For 99 other examples of historical, hysterical thinking from the past, get your copy of "100 of the Worst Ideas in History," available at Amazon.com and better retailers everywhere. Audiobook now available at Audible.com.

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    3 mins
  • How to Lip Sink a Music Career
    Jun 10 2024

    Uber music producer Farian is looking for the “next big thing” in music. Scouring the ’80s Berlin club scene, he happens upon models Fabrice Morvan and Rob Pilatus tearing up the dance floor. To most, they’re no more than hunky, prancing boy toys. But to Farian, they’re ideal front men for a new band.

    One problem: Neither Rob nor Fab can sing. To cover that rather glaring deficiency, Farian secretly hires professional vocalists to record all their songs—and directs Rob and Fab to lip-synch to these recordings whenever performing live. What could go wrong? Listen, laugh and learn all about it in this podcast.

    The next episode of "100 of the Worst Ideas in History, the Podcast" is in production and on its way to you. Watch for it wherever you get your podcasts. And remember to subscribe, like and comment.

    For 99 other examples of historical, hysterical thinking from the past, get your copy of "100 of the Worst Ideas in History," available at Amazon.com and better retailers everywhere. Audiobook now available at Audible.com and other platforms.

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    3 mins

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