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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
- Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Publisher's Summary
From the author of the best-selling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
Airlines serving up one hot mess
Action figure Jesus
Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
And much more!
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Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
©2009 Celia Rivenbark (P)2009 Macmillan Audio
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