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Wrong Divinity

Oh Sh*t! I F*cking Hate Spiders! (Arachnomancer, Book 1)

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Wrong Divinity

By: Dustin Tigner
Narrated by: Qarie Marshall, Reba Buhr
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Dhane kicked the bucket in spectacular fashion, every bone crushed, every organ popped against the full force of a 40-ton garbage truck speeding through a red light.

The only part of him intact—whole—entirely unaffected by the grisly affair was his soul. Souls are durable things, you see, like kids: they bounce.

And bounce he did, into the abyss between worlds, drifting until one excited soul watcher fished him out and found him a new home, a heaven for gamers and nerds and everything in between.

It was all he could have ever wanted in the afterlife, down to choosing his class, killing mobs, and exploring a beautiful fantasy world chock full of mysteries yet to be discovered.

At least…it would have been those things if that first day had gone a little tiny bit differently.

Instead, he now finds himself locked in the middle of an eternal conflict between Light and Shadow—humans and monsters—potentially being the enemy to all.

Wrong Divinity is the start of a new GameLit series that balances comedy with serious themes. It's an isekai—a portal fantasy—to the spirit realm. Join Dhane, our underdog, as he explores his new world, a world full of unique characters, RPG mechanics, and spiders—ugly, terrifying spiders—while he learns what it means to be an Arachnomancer.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2022 Dustin Tigner (P)2023 Dreamscape Lore
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What a great story. I laughed and yet felt sad/ angry for the stupidity of humans.
Go Dhane!!!!

Funny as…

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I did not like the beginning of this story, but it…. It became an interesting start to something I want.

Character development

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The world is a cool idea and the over all story is a interesting concept, and to be honest if the MC wasn’t a dumbass id really like this book.

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This is the first incident where you realise what a retard the MC is. he needs to re enter the city after dark which is illegal he doesn’t even check where the guards are on the wall or if it’s even a good idea to ride I giant fucking spider up the walls and is immediately spotted and a chase ensues..

I’m not saying a MC needs to be all knowing or a badass of action I actually like meek characters.but this is just ridiculous how dumb this MC is and I couldn’t listen past 4 hours

I still gave a 4 star review because the idea and world were cool and it’s just my opinion on the MC and I believe the author could do some good works and don’t want to detract from that

Good idea bad MC

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funny dramatic and it dose not go in to much detail. but the pdf? I don't have it

really good

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The poor game nerd wisked away to heaven but apparently it's hell can he win against the odds and balance light and dark perhaps the second book will tell us.

Divinity challenged

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