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Will I Ever Pee Alone Again?

By: Emma Conway
Narrated by: Emma Conway
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Publisher's Summary

There's a pyjama-clad woman from Brum,

She's a mostly-happy (sometimes-snappy) mum,

She's written some verse

- it's a little perverse -

and she hopes you find it side-splitting-ly fun!

In her first book, happy-go-lucky YouTuber and Instagrammer Emma Conway explores motherhood in all its glory through the medium of hilarious and uplifting poetry. A mum to two young humans aged seven and nine, she revisits the days of no sleep, potty training and toddler tantrums; dives deep into first days of school, sibling bickering and watching your babies grow into little people; and writes frankly about life after having kids, embracing the mum bod and giving zero sods.

Written with huge amounts of warmth, love and just the right amount of piss-takery, this is the reassuring hug-in-a-book you and all the mums in your life need.

©2020 Emma Conway (P)2020 Hachette Audio UK

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