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Valley of the Frankensteins

By: Dustin Reade
Narrated by: Jason Beamish
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Publisher's Summary

IT'S THE MOB VERSUS ZOMBIES IN A TROPICAL ISLAND PARADISE!!!

On a private island off the Florida coast, a group of unusually gifted Mafioso, slapstick Federal Agents, and horny Corporate Stooges must fight their way through a nightmarish mélange of killer critters, undead monsters, earthquakes, volcanoes and each other in a splatter-filled gore fest by Bizarro maestro, Dustin Reade.

A comedic love letter to the pulp novels of old, and a tip of the hat to the Men's Adventure Magazines of the Swingin' Sixties, Valley of the Frankensteins is a glorious monument to the glorious garbage of yesteryear, and a Trashlit Tiki Torch to today.

©2023 Dustin Reade (P)2024 Planet Bizarro Press
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Critic Reviews

"It's sort of like The Godfather but with more Frankensteins. A lot more Frankensteins. This was one of the strangest and most hilarious adventure stories I've ever read."

-Danger Slater, author of Moon Fellows and Little Miss Apocalypse.

"Like a derelict, less-detectivey Glass Onion, squished into a scary My Blue Heaven, with myriad mutant monsters, mobsters, and all-out mayhem. Hilarious, gruesome, unique, weird and poignant-a green-glowing statement about the status quo and who the real monsters are."

-Kevin Shamel, author of Russels in Time and Porn Land.

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