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This Book Is Full of Spiders

Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)

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This Book Is Full of Spiders

By: David Wong
Narrated by: Nick Podehl
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From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

"Like an episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." …Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." –Washington Post

"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you." –SF Signal

©2012 David Wong (P)2012 Brilliance Audio, Inc.
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really enjoyed the book. the humour suited me to a tee and as well as being about 2 screw ups, a super cop and a plucky heroine, there are some insightful observations about how we see ourselves and our role in society.
Definitely will recommend the book

A fun story about not zombies

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something different first book is better. More soy sauce trips. My fav was the bullet factory, that was organized randomness. Really liked the spiders tho, makes your skin crawl

original

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amazing!! I love this style of writing. I read tales from the gas station and dungeon crawler carl and was on the hunt for another crazy ride and I definitely found it!
unfortunately Audible doesn't have the first book in the series so I started from the second book and was still able to enjoy the story! so if you're thinking about reading this but have been put off because you can't get the first book don't worry! you won't regret it

stories from the gas station vibes

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I love the David Wong universe. Extremely dark comedy with a poignant philosophy running through it. I've listened to it twice in the last month and enjoyed it even more the second time around

Cheech and Chong vs the evil dead

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if you like stoners dlicks such as pinnapple express and dude where is my car and of course the 1st book "john dies at the end" i totally recommend this book. it is funny surreal crude and has more brains and charater development than many literary dramas.

low stake writting at its best

a stoner flick book

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