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  • The Twelve Fartrageous Days of Christmas

  • A Laugh-Out-Loud Outrageous Farting Book That's Fun for the Whole Family
  • By: I.M. Witty
  • Narrated by: Brooke Persoon
  • Length: 8 mins

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The Twelve Fartrageous Days of Christmas

By: I.M. Witty
Narrated by: Brooke Persoon
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Publisher's Summary

Have a festive, FARTrageous holiday!

Mrs. Claus is anxious to begin the North Pole's twelve days of Christmas festivities, but she has work to do while Santa delivers gifts.

Mrs. Claus does experience the joyous sounds, sweet smells, and good cheer of the holidays – but not in the way you might think!

The Twelve Fartrageous Days of Christmas is an amusing take on a popular holiday song that will have the whole family laughing for days!

A truly unique book:

  • Laugh and sing the book to the well-known carol, "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
  • Seek and find the farters on each page
  • Practice number recognition and counting with cumulative text
  • Learn about farts and end the shame!

This vibrant, lively children's book will quickly become a holiday favorite for children, parents, grandparents, crazy uncles, and everyone who passes gas.

©2022 Sheri Marie Wall (P)2023 Sheri Marie Wall

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