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The Twat Files

By: Dawn French
Narrated by: Dawn French
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Discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.

BUT.

That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:

Mistakes tell us about ourselves.

Mistakes tell us about others.

Mistakes are hilarious.

Mistakes expose our flaws.

Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.

Mistakes are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.

Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.

That would be perfectly twatty.

©2023 Dawn French (P)2023 Penguin Audio
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'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail

'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday

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A light-hearted and hilarious listen

Loved the storytelling by Dawn. A great reminder that we are all twats and should embrace it.

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funny, funny, funny

VERY, very funny. Enjoyed every minute. Frenchie has flair and a voice I could listen to for hours in one sitting. Thats right, I just did...Highly recommended.

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Twat files love!!

Love the files, brightened up my day after a nightmare of a week (absolute understatement).

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Seriously the funniest thing I have listened to in a long while 🤣😂

Dawn French is a scream. I love every twatty thing about her work. Her best book by far.

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Easy listening

Loved the whole book. Did not have any dislikes. Dawn French is always funny and keeps you entertained from page 1.

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I keep listening to it!

This is so entertaining, and mood lifting, that I keep restarting it and playing favourite parts. Loved it!

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Wonderful

I loved listening to this book narrated by the amazing Dawn French. I laughed out loud so many times. Thoroughly enjoyed every minute.

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Wonderful

Wasn’t sure at the start but it grew on me and I loved it.
Thank you Dawn for the laughs.

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The Twitter in all of us!

Dawn French is the most authentic, honest, open and outrageously hilarious gift to humanity! Thank you Dawn for revealing 'all' of your Self to us in such a vulnerable light-hearted way. I got the message - to take myself not so seriously, to embrace my 'twatness' and have a good laugh at myself..
thereby connecting with all of humanity in all of it's perfect imperfection!!

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Dawn is BRILLIANT!

Love listening to Dawn's voice. she could be talking about tea towels and I'd still listen. Both Dawn and her stories are highly entertaining and revealing and wonderful to know everyone has imperfections including celebrities 😀 Wonderful book, easy listening and funny. Highly recommend. Thanks Dawn for sharing!

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