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The Twat Files
- Narrated by: Dawn French
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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The Twat Files
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Publisher's Summary
Discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.
When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.
BUT.
That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.
In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:
Mistakes tell us about ourselves.
Mistakes tell us about others.
Mistakes are hilarious.
Mistakes expose our flaws.
Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.
Mistakes are gloriously human.
My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.
Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.
That would be perfectly twatty.
Critic Reviews
'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail
'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday
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- Anonymous User
- 04-04-2024
A light-hearted and hilarious listen
Loved the storytelling by Dawn. A great reminder that we are all twats and should embrace it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 24-02-2024
funny, funny, funny
VERY, very funny. Enjoyed every minute. Frenchie has flair and a voice I could listen to for hours in one sitting. Thats right, I just did...Highly recommended.
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- Helen Stafferton
- 24-05-2024
Twat files love!!
Love the files, brightened up my day after a nightmare of a week (absolute understatement).
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- Carol
- 02-05-2024
Seriously the funniest thing I have listened to in a long while 🤣😂
Dawn French is a scream. I love every twatty thing about her work. Her best book by far.
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- Tee
- 24-06-2024
Easy listening
Loved the whole book. Did not have any dislikes. Dawn French is always funny and keeps you entertained from page 1.
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- Anonymous User
- 27-11-2023
I keep listening to it!
This is so entertaining, and mood lifting, that I keep restarting it and playing favourite parts. Loved it!
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- Vampy
- 29-09-2024
Wonderful
I loved listening to this book narrated by the amazing Dawn French. I laughed out loud so many times. Thoroughly enjoyed every minute.
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- Deb
- 17-10-2023
Dawn is BRILLIANT!
Love listening to Dawn's voice. she could be talking about tea towels and I'd still listen. Both Dawn and her stories are highly entertaining and revealing and wonderful to know everyone has imperfections including celebrities 😀 Wonderful book, easy listening and funny. Highly recommend. Thanks Dawn for sharing!
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- Ben Ripley
- 21-11-2023
I can relate
A beautifully funny collection of true embarrassing moments. I too have many similar awful moments in my life. This book is teaching me to own them!
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-11-2023
Wonderful
Wasn’t sure at the start but it grew on me and I loved it.
Thank you Dawn for the laughs.
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