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The Terrible Two's: Funny Things I Learned from My Toddler Daughter

Savvy Stories, Book 2

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The Terrible Two's: Funny Things I Learned from My Toddler Daughter

By: Dan Alatorre
Narrated by: Tim J. Gracey
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The sequel is even better than the original! Savvy Stories 2: The Terrible Two's picks up right where Savvy Stories left off. Enjoy more of our favorite little girl as she learns to feed the cat (almost), decides to give herself a haircut, decorates the cabinets using Sharpie Markers, and more. Hilarious and heartwarming stories about the lost, magical moments of childhood, viewed through the heart of a father.

My stuff is written for a very small audience, but hopefully appeals to a large audience once they get a chance to sample it. That small audience is, in reality, one person. I think it would be really cool if one day I can hand my daughter a book and say, "Here, this is all about how much fun it was to hang out with you."

The honesty of a two-year-old is amazing.

Are they all like this? I hope so. What a shame that probably has to change.

I've caught my daughter doing stuff where I would expect an older kid to lie, and she persists in telling me exactly what she did, ratting herself out completely. That just can't keep up, can it?

Whenever it's just the two of us home along and I need a shower, like after I've worked out but my wife isn't home to watch our daughter, I'll put Savvy on the bed in the master bedroom and leave the bathroom door open. That way, she can watch cartoons while sitting on the bed, and I can shower.

With the door ajar, she can't see me, but she can certainly come in if some crisis were to happen - like the DVR switched her cartoon off and put on the news - and I can hear her if were to cry for some reason - like when she was trying to use the headboard as a balance beam and got wedged between the mattress.

She's two. That stuff happens.

©2013 Dan Alatorre (P)2014 Dan Alatorre
Comedy & Humour Infants & Toddlers Relationships Funny Witty

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