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  • The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

  • By: Grady Hendrix
  • Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
  • Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (168 ratings)

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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

By: Grady Hendrix
Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
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Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the '90s about a women's book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a real monster.

Patricia Campbell's life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she's always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they're as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.

This predictable pattern is upended when Patricia meets James Harris, a handsome stranger who moves into the neighborhood to take care of his elderly aunt and ends up joining the book club. James is sensitive and well-read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn't felt in 20 years. But there's something off about him. He doesn't have a bank account, he doesn't like going out during the day, and Patricia's mother-in-law insists that she knew him when she was a girl, an impossibility.

When local children go missing, Patricia and the book club members start to suspect James is more of a Bundy than a Beatnik, but no one outside of the book club believes them. Have they read too many true crime books, or have they invited a real monster into their homes?

©2020 Grady Hendrix (P)2020 Blackstone Publishing

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Started slow but hooked me in✅✅

I enjoyed the development of characters and different plot lines. I enjoyed the eventual solidarity of the women and found it hard to remember that the beliefs and treatment of the women by the men was the way many societies expected men to treat women-like accessories rather than partners .This added another layer to the overall story.

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Brilliant

Amazing story and narrator. It was suspending the whole way through ! I never knew what was going to happen next

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amazing!!

incredibly written story and incredible performance. This book had me hooked from the beginning. Highly recommend.

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Confusing pace yet enjoyable read

The story was good at the beginning and end, but the middle was rather hard to get through. The story was stagnant and the characters (from my perspective) were unrelatable. It felt like reading a fever dream where you’re naked and screaming for sound and nothing comes out and falling off a cliff in slow motion all at once - just bizarre and surreal. But the first and last third were more believable and had a better pace. Although I suppose that this general feel to the book is extremely reflective of the characters own experience so overall it’s good.

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Great voice performance, sad family story.

This story is hard to listen to, every male character is patronising and manipulative, it’s overwhelming what the women in this story life through. I got to the end because of the terrific voice performance, the best I’ve ever heard in an audiobook.

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perfect Spring cleaning soundtrack!

a little slow in the first quarter but builds to a thoroughly satisfying conclusion. A love letter to the strength and the weaknesses of the women who raise us. Also spooky sexual Vampire horror!

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vampire!

great story telling! funny and heartbreak all at once. but a little predictable. would still recommend to fans of Vampire stories.

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Great book and outstanding narration

This book is quite something. It wasn't an easy read, and not just because of the vampire. What struck me the most about this book is its powerful message that the real monsters in the world are the men who push women down and enable evil to lurk due to their stupidity and arrogance. Men are not protectors, they are users. I believe that the vampire isn't the worst character in this book.

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FANG-tastic ... sorry haha

it was grate! I loved it! definitely would recommend this book. the character's where enjoyable and the narrator did a wonderful job

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an unexpected vampire story

I have read quite a few vampire books and thought this may be similar but I was mistaken. A really great read with scenes that I will remember for a long time to come.

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