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The Lemon Man

By: Keith Bruton
Narrated by: John Keating
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TASKS:

1. Buy Food. 2. Visit Ma. 3. Kill Henry O'Neil.

The Lemon Man is Patrick Callen, a bicycle-riding hitman with mild OCD in Dublin, Ireland, whose carefully ordered life is totally upended when he becomes the accidental caretaker of a baby boy. Now he's got to balance his daily to-do list of errands and murders-for-hire with his unexpected domesticity, which impacts him and his work in ways he never expected...and that could get him killed.

©2022 Keith Bruton (P)2022 Tantor

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Extremely amateurish

The author clearly tries to emulate the wonderful books by CK McDonnell. But failed dismally. The plot is completely unbelievable. It's not funny at all. And the writing is really poor. Who edits these manuscripts? Don't waste your time and money. The only good thing about the audiobook was the narration but that couldn't rescue the writing, the plot, the characters ....

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