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The Legend of the Headless Salesman

A Dunder Mifflin Ghost Story

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The Legend of the Headless Salesman

By: Brian Baumgartner, Ben Silverman
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The first official The Office Halloween storybooka new classic for fans of all ages!

Discover the legend of the Headless Salesman, a hilarious and haunting Dunder Mifflin ghost story, narrated by Kevin Malone (author Brian Baumgartner).

On Halloween, listen for the sound of hoofs and the rustle of Dunder Mifflin paper. Once World’s Best Boss, now World’s Best Ghost—the Headless Salesman, haunting the streets of Scranton, doomed to spend eternity trying to make his final sale…

Many moons ago, a new paper company named Dunder Mifflin opens in Scranton. On Halloween, just before midnight, one of its founders, the cringey yet lovable Ichabod Dunder, leaves on a sales call and never returns. The next morning, a Dunder Mifflin box is returned to the office. Inside is Ichabod Dunder’s head.

So goes the legend of Headless Salesman, the lost soul who haunts Scranton every October 31st, a chilling whisper of that’s what she said jokes echoing down the streets. This Halloween, the ghost returns to hallowed ground, sneaking into the Dunder Mifflin office, determined to learn what happened that fated night. The truth he uncovers is scarier than the Scranton Strangler, more ghoulish than Toby Flenderson…

Filled with mischief and mayhem, tricks and treats, The Legend of the Headless Salesman is a hilarious and spooky ride through everyone’s favorite paper company.

©2025 Brian Baumgartner and Ben Silverman (P)2025 HarperCollins Publishers
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