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The Five Trials
- Narrated by: Leo Barnabas
- Length: 16 hrs and 34 mins
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The Five Trials
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Publisher's Summary
My name's Noah Kilmartin. I'm from Ruddock, Ohio, and I'm absolutely, 100 percent unqualified to save the universe from the slavering demonic hordes of the super evil bitch queen Lilith. Too bad nobody asked my opinion.
All I've got to do is pass five lethal trials that'll prove I'm the universe's last chance at salvation. To do so, I'll have to lean hard on those three years of Okinawan jiu-jutsu classes I took in high school, learn to wield my new magic sword, and, oh yeah - select five women to flesh out my team, bonding with each one for arcane purposes and desperately trying to stay alive in the process.
Piece of cake. Right?
Warning and minor spoilers: The Five Trials is a book intended for mature listeners age 18 years and older. It contains graphic sex, medieval violence, and nudity. People curse, piss their pants, hack off heads, get a little dizzy and tortured, seduce each other, try to seduce each other, and get scared witless by horrors from the darkest dimensions. Most importantly, you'll meet gorgeous, powerful women, some capable for hurling lightning, others of swinging battle-axes, and one that's Noah's unrequited crush from high school. All of them are willing to enter unconventional, polyamorous harem relationships if it means saving the universe, and luckily for Noah, this time it actually does.
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- John
- 07-03-2019
The Five Trials
I was surprised that I enjoyed this book from start to finish. The author Mike Truk shows real talent. And the narrator Leo Barnabas show real emotion in his voice acting of the characters 12/10 stars ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆....
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- Kindle Customer
- 29-05-2020
Interesting Listen
Mike Truk has created an interesting world with some crazy theme's about the universe, Along with characters that have mystery to them. I have read 3 of the books in his series now and it just gets better with each one. I Like the way magic is explaind and expanded on, something different from the norm. There is indeed some gruesome chapters along with some pretty detailed sexual scenes but Mike seems to tie it together in a unique way. Leo Barnabas has a wide range in his storey telling and is lots of fun to listen too.
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- Aaron
- 05-12-2020
Great book and work
This audiobook was well written, and keeps your attention all throughout. My deepest respect to the author. And the voice actor was average, no offence intended, just the female voices were average and hard to distinguish from one another. But all in all a good book
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- Amazon Customer
- 15-05-2019
Teenage fantasy novel.
I really struggled to finish this and then just gave up. At times it seemed like it was actually going somewhere and gaining a level of maturity, then it just fell into drama, drama, drama, drama,......
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