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The Book of Pslams

97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure

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The Book of Pslams

By: God, David Javerbaum, Jesus, The Holy Ghost
Narrated by: David Javerbaum
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Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and 13-time Emmy Award-winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.

Three thousand years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms—hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.

God has collected a cornucopia of insults of the human race in the form of prose, poetry, and parody. From topics as diverse as COVID-19, Trump, racism, abortion, meth, math, and on a lighter note, the platypus, God provides a 21st-century spin on life’s many problems. And he’s not alone: his son Jesus Christ has contributed 30 sermons of his own, updating some of his Biblical teachings for the modern audience. Even the Holy Ghost stops by to make sure you don’t forget him. Anybody who’s a fan @TheTweetofGod and/or not a fan of the human race is sure to love The Book of Pslams.

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Few progressive ideas but full of prejudice

The book seems to contain prejudice on many topics. The author could have done a bit deeper reading on theology and the value of some religious concepts (putting prejudice aside), these values could have been promoted.

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