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  • Stone Ovaries and Bowling Balls Trapped in Beautiful Prodigy World

  • By: Douglas J. Ogurek
  • Narrated by: J James
  • Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins

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Stone Ovaries and Bowling Balls Trapped in Beautiful Prodigy World

By: Douglas J. Ogurek
Narrated by: J James
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Publisher's Summary

Scandalous dink and linguistic acrobat Stone Ovaries joins Kevin and his preternatural balls as they attempt to escape Beautiful Prodigy World while evading Pizzazzster and her deadly allies.

Will Stone Ovaries betray her principles and compliment Pizzazzster's sparkly leggings? Will Kevin make it to The Spice Hall in Mindmushina Mall to get that bottle of Five Pepper Impalement hot sauce? And what about the bird that Stone Ovaries inadvertently let into the retail monolith? Be prepared to navigate a minefield of immaturity filled with bodily expulsions, princesses, deranged mothers, malapropisms, and guacamole.

Douglas J. Ogurek, founder of the unsplatterpunk subgenre, delivers a nauseatingly original tale that smothers a positive message in an ultraviolent and ultra-bizarre coating.

©2023 Douglas J. Ogurek (P)2024 Planet Bizarro Press

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