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Quarned Beef

A Short Story

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Quarned Beef

By: Mat Bradley-Tschirgi
Narrated by: Miciah Dodge
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Ever had a corned beef sandwich try to kill you in the middle of quarantine? In Quarned Beef: A Short Story, author Mat Bradley-Tschirgi takes listeners on an amusing and intense battle between man and meat.

Set in the near future where a fictional pandemic entraps people in their home, Quarned Beef is one rare short story that will satisfy almost everything your greasy little heart desires.

©2020 Mat Bradley-Tschirgi (P)2020 Mat Bradley-Tschirgi
Literature & Fiction Short Stories Heartfelt

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