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  • Pregnant as F***

  • What It’s Really Like to Grow a Human Being, Shoot It Out of Your Lady Parts, & Embrace Mom Life
  • By: Sarah Ordo
  • Narrated by: Sarah Ordo
  • Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins

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Pregnant as F***

By: Sarah Ordo
Narrated by: Sarah Ordo
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Publisher's Summary

Let's be honest, lots of baby books are boring. Can't we make things a little more fun!? We don’t need to hear about what fruit our baby is the size of each month. We want to hear the down and dirty details about what it's REALLY like! We want someone to give it to us straight. No bullsh*t and no sugar-coating!

Pregnant As F*** is your typical baby book, but with a little twist. It's a little bit informative, a little bit funny, and a whole lot of relatable! I’m not going to tell you precise measurements on your baby’s expected development each month. I’m not going to give you advice about what's right and what's wrong. And, for the love of God, I’m not going to tell you about how my baby was the size of a bunch of kale during week twenty-six of my pregnancy.

I am going to tell you my firsthand experience of becoming a mama. Everything from trying to conceive, to delivering a baby, to how difficult the first year of motherhood can be. Hormones. Hemorrhoids. Adult diapers. Bloody Nipples... We're going to cover it all, mama! This book is for the woman that is diving into the world of being a mama and might be scared sh*tless about it.

The woman that is ready to know what it really feels like to push a baby out of her lady parts. The woman who will struggle with postpartum anxiety and depression. The woman who wants to hear about the best parts, the hardest parts, and everything in between. Sit back and kick up those swollen feet, mama. This ones for you!

©2022 Sarah Ordo (P)2024 Sarah Ordo

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