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Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue

The Untold Story of English

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Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue

By: John McWhorter
Narrated by: John McWhorter
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A survey of the quirks and quandaries of the English language, focusing on our strange and wonderful grammar. Why do we say "I am reading a catalog" instead of "I read a catalog"? Why do we say "do" at all? Is the way we speak a reflection of our cultural values? Delving into these provocative topics and more, Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue distills hundreds of years of fascinating lore into one lively history.

Covering such turning points as the little-known Celtic and Welsh influences on English, the impact of the Viking raids and the Norman Conquest, and the Germanic invasions that started it all during the fifth century A.D., John McWhorter narrates this colorful evolution with vigor.

Drawing on revolutionary genetic and linguistic research, as well as a cache of remarkable trivia about the origins of English words and syntax patterns, Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue ultimately demonstrates the arbitrary, maddening nature of English - and its ironic simplicity due to its role as a streamlined lingua franca during the early formation of Britain. This is the book that language aficionados worldwide have been waiting for. (And no, it's not a sin to end a sentence with a preposition.)

©2008 John McWhorter (P)2009 Audible, Inc.
Linguistics Words, Language & Grammar World Thought-Provoking Witty England Viking

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There is something about the English language. Belonging to the Proto-Germanic language group, English has a structure that is oddly, weirdly different from other Germanic languages. In Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue: The Untold Story of English, John McWhorter has achieved nothing less than a new understanding of the historic formation of the English language — in McWhorter’s words “a revised conception of what English is and why”. The linguist and public intellectual McWhorter accomplished this scholarly feat outside the tight restrictor box of academic publications. He did it with a popular book and thoroughly convincing arguments framed in richly entertaining, informal colloquial language.

The audiobook production of Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue takes McWhorter’s transformation of scholarship to a new level. The book is about the spoken word and how and why the English language’s structure — that is the syntax, and which linguists term the “grammar” — changed through time. McWhorter tells the story the way it should be told: in spoken English by a master of the subject of how the languages under study sounded. The author has a remarkable, animated narrative voice and his delivery has an engaging and captivating personal touch. He is a great teacher with a world-class set of pipes, who clearly has developed a special relationship with studio microphones.

McWhorter’s intent is “to fill in a chapter of The History of English that has not been presented to the lay public, partly because it is a chapter even scholars of English’s development have rarely engaged at length”. The changes of English under study are from spoken Old English before 787 C.E. and the Viking invasions and the Norman Conquest of 1066 to the Middle English of Chaucer’s time. (With Chaucer we are a hop, skip, and a jump away from the English we easily recognize today.) The influences that altered the language, in McWhorter’s new formulation, include how, beginning in 787 C.E., the Viking invaders “beat up the English language in the same way that we beat up foreign languages in class rooms”, and thus shed some of the English grammar, and the native British Celtic Welsh and Cornish “mixed their native grammars with English grammar”. After the Norman Invasion, French was the language of a relatively small ruling class and was thus the written language. But with the Hundreds Years’ War between England and France, English again became the ruling language, and the changes that had been created in spoken English found their way into written Middle English.

Listening to McWhorter articulate his points with his extraordinarily expressive, polemically powerful voice, and cutting through and continually upending the scrabble board of flabby etymological presumptions of the established view — it is like nothing you’ve ever heard. The audio edition of this groundbreaking work, Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue – an otherwise scholarly study twice transformed into a popular book and then into the audiobook that gives such impressive expressive voice to the changes of the English language — is a milestone in audiobook production. —David Chasey

Critic Reviews

"McWhorter's iconoclastic impulses and refreshing enthusiasm makes this worth a look for anyone with a love for the language." (Publishers Weekly)

"McWhorter’s energetic, brash delivery of his own spirited and iconoclastic text will appeal to everyone who appreciates the range and caliber of today’s audio production. In some ways, audio is superior to printed text in portraying tone, attitude, values, and in this case, a discussion whose theme is the sound and grammar of words." (AudioFile magazine)

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A fun interesting look at English

Was enjoyable to listen to. A bit repetitive at times, but does explain the reason behind some of our odd wording choices.

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loved it


I thoroughly enjoyed this attempt to explain the intricacies of our weird language

I found it easy to listen to and easy to take in.

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McWhorter delivers the goods yet again.

Another absolutely fascinating book by John McWhorter. The man is a wizard when it comes to popularising linguistics; artfully making even the most dry linguistic topics completely enrapturing. I cannot recommend enough.

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This delves into the specifics more than mcwhorter often does.

If you love linguistics then this is for you. A great run through- and debunking of some common misconceptions . His other work is perhaps more accessible though

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It's Okay

I wanted some knowledge on English for school but I think for me it was too specific and not generally as I would have liked.

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Another Great Listen

John's information on his subject is brilliant, informing and most of all - an easy listening experience!

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a feast of a story for those with an interest in linguistics

An engaging story, well written and passionately well read by the author. Highly recommend for anyone interested in linguistics.

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An embittered rant

A bounty of new and original perspectives on the evolution of language that I very much wanted to enjoy. However the repeated criticism of other theorists leaves me feeling like I walked in on a divorce hearing. None of the “standing on the shoulders of giants” here: it’s name calling at every opportunity. Such a shame, it could have been a dignified and illuminating read. I have only just started to study this subject. I want to learn, not to take sides.
I gave up pretty early on. If I could have been sure that the whining was short lived I would definitely continue, but it feels like he’s only just warming up!

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