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Milking the Cat

By: Theophanes Avery
Narrated by: Theophanes Avery
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Milking the Cat is a tongue-in-cheek collection of animal-related tales as recounted by a pet owner, former breeder, and farmer in New England. Each story revolves around the funny and absurd winding the listener into increasingly ridiculous situations. From naked cats, to psychopathic cockatoos, to lovesick horses, and misplaced bats, you'll find it all here.

Content Warning: Some colorful language, brief mentions of puppy mills, dive pet stores, and less than stellar vets. Dark humor pertaining to common agricultural practices non-farmers may find shocking or offensive.

©2020 Theophanes Avery (P)2023 Theophanes Avery Environmentalists & Naturalists Cats Funny Witty Dogs

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