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The Diary of Two Nobodies

By: Giles Wood, Mary Killen
Narrated by: Mary Killen, Giles Wood
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What is life for Gogglebox's Giles and Mary outside the willow-patterned cocoon?

Giles is a countryman who relishes solitude. His wife, Mary, thrives in company and enjoys frequent escapes to London.

After 30 years in a marriage of opposites, Giles and Mary have adapted to a life of domestic misunderstandings within comical misadventures.

In The Diary of Two Nobodies, you will have the unique opportunity to discover, first hand, what occurs when a man who sees himself as a cross between Mr Bean and Basil Fawlty shares his life with a woman who identifies closely with the Queen.

Accompanying this diary, is a candid and amusing Audible Sessions interview with Giles and Mary, in which they discuss how they made it onto Gogglebox, what the most annoying things about each other are, and why 'nutty' is their go-to term of endearment.

©2017 Giles Wood and Mary Killen (P)2017 Audible, Ltd

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Thoroughly enjoyable

Giles and Mary are such characters and listening to them narrate this was a Saturday well spent!

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I loved every moment. Fantastic!



I loved every moment of the book. Fantastic from start to finish. Laughed out loud several times.

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The Dairy of two nobodies

Laugh out loud! Such pleasure listening to the brilliant literature. Highly recommended. Loved the ease of listening .

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laugh out loud

having watched gogglebox and a huge fan of Giles & Mary it would have been rude not to listen.
one of my favorite listens so far

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Great book

Thank you Giles and Mary for sharing your beautiful insights. I love that you both have such an endearing relationship and have worked hard to keep you both safe from the traumas of divorce. Stay well and lots of love from Australia xx

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