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Liches Get Stitches

Liches Get Stitches, Book 1

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Liches Get Stitches

By: HJ Tolson
Narrated by: Ella Lynch
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Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs.

Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?

Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.

Liches Get Stitches is a very grisly slice-of-life progression fantasy featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery. Undead paradise never looked so good.

©2021 HJ Tolson (P)2022 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Fiction Horror Humorous Scary Fantasy Comedy

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A gal Lich that just wants to be left alone

Love this book, the Lich is personable, relatable and like most of us, just wants to get on in un-life in peace and quiet, against a backdrop of an intruding world. Ella Lynch is the perfect narrator for this character and its life, drawing the essence of its personality and unique problem-solving abilities to deal with intruders and enemies. Love an independent gal Lich who can stitch, loves cats and nature and effortlessly murder her enemies without nagging ethics or guilt.

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