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Kitty Cat Kill Sat

A Feline Space Adventure

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Kitty Cat Kill Sat

By: Argus
Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
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In this inventive and heartfelt take on a dystopian space opera, humanity’s last hope comes complete with a space station, an attitude, and …whiskers?

Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero.

What they get is Lily. Owner of the last functional battle station for the last four hundred years by right of being the last living soul on it, Lily ad-Alice has spent all that time struggling to save lives, fend off loneliness, and operate human-made weapons controls with paws and meows. Four centuries of establishing protocols, figuring out how to utilize an irresponsibly large arsenal of orbital weaponry, and scraping by with what life support still functions.

Lily doesn’t have a plan. She can’t even tell how haunted her home is. Every day is an endless stream of alarms and crises—it’s a lot for a lone desperate housecat to handle herself. But being the proprietor of the last piece of working orbital infrastructure in existence is a responsibility and duty she’s accepted anyway.

Now things are changing again. Something big is looming, and everything Lily has scrambled for hundreds of years to achieve is at risk. But if she’s quick, maybe she can do some good. If she’s cunning, maybe she can adapt. If she’s smart, maybe she can build something that lasts this time. And if she’s very, very lucky, maybe she won’t have to do it alone.

The hit science-fiction tale—with more than 900,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

©2023 Argus (P)2023 Podium Audio
Action & Adventure Adventure Fantasy Fiction Humorous Science Fiction Space Opera Comedy Heartfelt Dystopian
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I laughed. I cried, I feared for Lily as she went from being completely alone, to gaining one friend, then another, then more and more. Plot and life twisting and turning into every aspect conveyed in a perfectly cat-like way, especially one that has immortality and sentience. Maybe not hard science, but it's AMAZING science and semantic terms used to grasp something even if you don't know the terms.

Seriously, it's well worth it. The narrator did this with such character and emphasis, with careful considerations of tone. I felt immersed and nail-bit until the very end.

Highly relatable space cat adventures - world epic

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Follow Lily Ad-Alice on a journey both heart warming and heart wrenching in equal measure. Witty and charming, soulful yet cozy. Kitty Cat Kill Sat is all of these things. The monologue pacing is a little samey at times, but Eva absolutely nailed the tone.

Witty, charming and soulful

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As soon as I read in the storyline that this book featured my two interests (Cats and Space), I knew I had to listen to it!
Lilly and all the other Lillies, plus Enos, Glitter et el, had me in fits of laughter!

Hilarious

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I first read this book on Royal Road, and when I joined audible this was the first title I chose to listen too. Eva does a fantastic job narrating the characters. There is humour, emotion and high stakes in this story about a cat, living alone on her space station. I highly recommend it

A funny poignant and delightful story

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Meow mow mooow hiss meow mow hiss meows hiss meow meow meow meo mowmow meow

Meow

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