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It's Not Me, It's Them

Confessions of a Hopeless Modern Romantic

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It's Not Me, It's Them

By: Joel Dommett
Narrated by: Joel Dommett
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As a 17-year-old virgin working...for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of Showbiz. Secondly, he is going to find 'the one' - and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first 50 people he's definitely going to sleep with.

What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.

Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel's trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK's most exciting comedian.

©2018 Joel Dommett (P)2018 Headline Publishing Group Ltd
Performing Arts Comedy Funny Stand-Up Celebrity

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