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How to Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn

By: Mike Cooley
Narrated by: Mike Cooley
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Back in the day, we never had a problem with these pesky sparkly vampires. We would get an occasional deer in the yard, or a squirrel, or even a raccoon, but never vampires. It was a peaceful, quiet little town in the Pacific Northwest called Spoon. We never caused anyone any trouble, and they left us well enough alone.

But those days are gone. Now, these emo vampires are everywhere. Not to mention those dang waxing werewolves. It’s getting to the point where you can’t even have a beer in the backyard without some blood-sucking freak moping about.
©2011 Michael Cooley (P)2023 Michael Cooley
Fantasy Literature & Fiction
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