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How to Be a Football Manager

By: Ian Holloway
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*** SHORTLISTED FOR SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT BOOK OF THE YEAR AT THE SUNDAY TIMES SPORTS BOOK AWARDS 2023 ***

Football management is like being a potato - you're never too far from the sack and everyone is constantly chipping away at you. It's not for the faint-hearted and unless you've got skin as thick as rhino and, more importantly, a wicked sense of humour, you've no chance of surviving.

Ian Holloway - aka 'Ollie' - has all the above and more besides. His press conferences are the stuff of legend. He's been there, seen it and done it in his 40 years as player and manager, and has been entertaining football fans on and off the pitch for most of his life. He's been head honcho at clubs in all four divisions in English football, experiencing everything from the giddy heights of taking Blackpool to the Premier League to fighting relegation from the Football League with Grimsby Town. There's never been a dull moment.

In the joyful How to Be a Football Manager, Holloway weaves a fantastically rich tapestry of hilarious anecdotes to reveal what being the boss is really like. This is not a handbook to tell you when to play a Christmas tree formation or throw on a false nine - it's about dealing with the ridiculous, fighting your corner and always having a comeback.

©2022 Ian Holloway (P)2022 Headline Publishing Group Ltd
Coaching Comedy & Humour Football (Soccer) Comedy Witty Funny Heartfelt Soccer Boss

Critic Reviews

'fascinating, frank, funny' Jim White, Daily Telegraph

'insightful' Henry Winter, The Times

'engaging ... revealing ... a warm and often funny read' FourFourTwo

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Only Olly could write such an entertaining book about football management. Some wonderful tales along with the brutal reality of how the game is run.

Hope to see you back in the dug out soon Ian.

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Good Insight. Needs to dish more dirt!

If you know Ian or support one of his clubs you'll enjoy this. needs to dish more dirt to get the five stars!

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