How Not to Be a Supermodel
A noughties memoir
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Ruth Crilly
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Ruth Crilly
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AN INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER!
*THE MUST-LISTEN NOUGHTIES NOSTALGIA MEMOIR*
'Hilarious' CAITLIN MORAN
'Witty, gossipy, self-effacing and deeply nostalgic, this is a joy for all of us who survived the noughties but have forgotten quite how. Much more than the memoir of a fashion model, this is the rarely-told insider story of the most glamorous, grotty and downright insane industries' SALI HUGHES
Join Ruth Crilly in this comic memoir as she teeters through the noughties and lifts the lid on her days as an international fashion model. Told with unparalleled wit and remarkable detail, this is a book for anyone who dreams big and aims high but never quite reaches their goal.
At twenty years old, five feet eight and with boobs that were 'inconveniently fulsome', Ruth was not quite young enough, tall enough or waif-like enough to ever hope for a meteoric rise to supermodel status. And yet her sheer optimism and questionable grasp on reality led her to abandon her law degree and begin a career with one of the biggest agencies in the world.
Follow Ruth through a rip-roaring, hilarious decade of not-quite-making-it as a supermodel. Fuelled by little more than cigarettes and the stress of her spiralling debt she criss-crosses the world in pursuit of fame and fortune. But how far is she willing to go for this wildly unrealistic dream?
Bridget Jones meets the Devil Wears Prada, How Not to be a Supermodel is a time capsule of a book that dives into one of the world's most fascinating industries. Offering a glimpse into both the high glamour and juddering reality of a by-gone era, this comic memoir tackles the darkest of subjects with the very lightest touch and injects humour and a heart-warming honesty into a story that could have so easily ended a different way.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-09-2024
Not for falling asleep to
If you like to listen to a book as you fall asleep,this is not the one. This book had me cackling out loud and constantly telling my partner, listen to this bit. It's hilarious. I love this book
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- Luisa
- 08-09-2024
Hilariously reminiscent for anyone growing up in the 90s/2000s
I binged this in 2 days. Had my headphones in at every given opportunity and looked like a madwomen laughing my head off at regular intervals. Such an honest and non-glamourised look at the modelling industry. Hilarious and horrifying in equal measure. Absolutely loved it.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-09-2024
Unique, funny, uncomfortable and utterly wonderful
Ruth is an absolute delight in her candour and storytelling prowess. I loved every second and wished it had been 10x as long.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-09-2024
Gripped from start to finish
Having worked with models myself in the noughties and being privy to some of their tales, I thought I’d be prepared but this is next level. Ruth doesn’t hold back - I was gripped from start to finish. Brilliant, hilarious and disconcerting!
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