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Holy Wow!

The HazMat Variety Show

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Holy Wow!

By: Dana St.Claire
Narrated by: Dana St.Claire
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And now…are you ready to receive more fascinating factoids about living human life on Planet Earth? I'm sure, by this point, you have heard life on Earth referred to as the HazMat Variety Show. Sometimes, this is acknowledged with admiration: How do they do that?! Other times, it is muttered with scorn: Why do they do that?!

The HazMat designation refers particularly to the hazardous mental and emotional reactive materials on Planet Earth. Rage. Vengeance. Hatred. Greed. Corrosive and toxic. Each and all.

And, of course, there are the risky physical elements...explosives...radioactivity...poisons. If not handled with the necessary precaution protocols, all of these various materials—vengeance and hatred, explosives and poison—pose a danger to the living of human life.

Many eons ago, truly, it began as a generous offer, kind of a science experiment. The Planetary Logos of Earth agreed to act as a receptacle for myriad levels of consciousness from assorted Planetary Systems. All at the same time.

It began as an experiment in simultaneous human hodgepodge. Bring it! All kinds of consciousness. Avatars. Pirates. Sages. Showgirls. Businessmen. Banditos. Influencers. Comedians. All sorts of acting out and whoop-dee-doo. Comings and goings. Hither and thither. Nearly unimaginable at the time. Sometimes...nearly unimaginable now. All this cavorting requires a lot of sorting.

There are many who would say this gambit paid off.

And there are still those who disapprove and grumble about Earth.

Not to be ignored, there are many pre-incarnants who are drawn to this blue-green Planet of Paradox with stars in their eyes! Their enthusiasm is palpable.

Specifically…they are eager to encounter the thrill of the Variety Show. “Ooohhhh! I can hardly wait to see what's going to happen!” The Big Game. The Grande Experiment. The Melting Pot. Riding the Rodeo of Life! A Bodacious Opportunity. Create Your Own Adventure. WooHoo! Let's do it!

©2021 Dana St.Claire (P)2022 Dana St.Claire
Comedy & Humour Spirituality Comedy Solar System

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