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Hard Code

By: Misha Bell, Dima Zales, Anna Zaires
Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York
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"Uplifting and lighthearted with sassy dialogue and delicious wit, this modern-day comedy will have you rolling around on the floor laughing. My top-of-the-list romcom for 2020!” (Charmaine Pauls, USA Today best-selling author)

“A feel good, steamy romance so hilarious reading it counts as an ab work out. I laughed harder than I had in months, and thought I might die of second hand embarrassment several times.” (May Sage, USA Today best-selling romance)

My new assignment at work: Test out toys. Yup, that kind.

Well, technically, it’s to test the app that controls the toys remotely.

One problem? The showgirl who’s supposed to test the hardware (as in, the actual toys) joins a nunnery.

Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss, the broody, mouthwateringly sexy Vlad, a.k.a. the Impaler.

There’s only one solution: Test both the software and the hardware myself...with his help.

Note: This is a raunchy slow-burn stand-alone romantic comedy featuring a quirky, nerdy heroine, her hot, mysterious Russian boss, and two guinea pigs that may or may not be into scissoring each other. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle in for a snort-water-up-the-nose-funny, feel-good ride.

Extra note: The epilogue is narrated by Sebastian York.

©2020 Misha Bell (P)2020 Misha Bell

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Beautiful 💜💜

Love this story and these characters . These two are hilarious together . They are definitely worth a listen to . I look forward to more . 💖🤎💜❤️💜🤎💖

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Ok story

Was expecting a funny Romcom, but it didn't quite hit the mark. Situations that were trying to be funny just felt a bit awkward. I liked the MC and the minor characters we were introduced to too. Ava Erickson was great, but if you are expecting Sebastian York he only arrives during the epilogue.

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