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  • Happy Endings

  • By: Bella Green
  • Narrated by: Bella Green
  • Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (158 ratings)

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Happy Endings

By: Bella Green
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Publisher's Summary

Bella Green is a Sunday-afternoon sex worker. Divorced dads, IT nerds, international students - she's here for the idiosyncrasies of human behaviour, for soothing the lonely. But really for the cash.

From an entrepreneurial kid to a young woman trying to find herself (and desperate to stay out of call centres), Bella started sex work for the glamour and the taboo. Instead, she found her place in this surprisingly mundane and often entertaining industry, where the hierarchy is strict, the names are fake, and spare towels always come in handy.

Taking us on a funny, candid, can't-look-away journey through brothels, strip clubs, peep shows and dominatrix dungeons, Happy Endings is a hilarious and compelling memoir from a bright and bold new Australian voice.

©2021 Bella Green (P)2021 Macmillan Audio

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Great read!

Loved listening to this. The perfect combo of funny, insightful and real. 10/10 would recommend.

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Amazing!

So entertaining! I pumped this out whilst doing a Sunday deep cleaning of my house!
Brilliant! Funny! And what an insight to the world of a sex worker!

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Very interesting read/listen

Bella has quite the story to tell, really couldn’t put this down. Hope she’s doing ok now and is living a happy full life. Her mum sounds like a real mess.


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honest and funny

very honest and funny, often relatable. I couldn't put it down. highly recommend this book!

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Loved it 💕

Such an interesting, eye opening read... Bella's honesty and story telling ability provided a fascinating insight to many parts of society I know nothing about. Bella's reading was also magic, felt like I was listening to a really funny friend, casual and lovely... buy it and listen, so great.

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Refreshing and real

It's so refreshing to hear stories from real SW'ers that's not sexualiziling, glorifying or speaking badly about the lifestyle, just real truths.
Thank you

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Couldn’t stop listening, absolutely fascinating

I have listened to so many audiobooks and I can truely say this is the first to capture me from the first word until the last word- fascinating! Thanks for sharing your story, you really have been through so much

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SO GOOD

Could not stop listening and was so sad when it was finished! Brilliant book! Thanks Bella!

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Thank you for doing the industry proud

If you want a true, raw and genuine account told in a succinct Aussie SW way, this is the book for you. Anyone paying for services, maybe don't listen to it... you'll learn a few of the well kept tips and tricks and will totally ruin the experience when the smoke and mirrors have been seen for what they are *cheeky chuckle*.

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Highly recommend!

Absolutely loved this.

Witty, funny and brutally honest - Bella Green gives a genuine insight into the Australian industry while being the most charming narrator, making this an easy and enjoyable read (listen?).

Highly recommend for those curious, already in the industry, allies ect. Basically everyone. I cannot recommend this enough.

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