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HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship)

By: Emily Axford, Brian Murphy
Narrated by: Emily Axford, Brian Murphy
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Hilarious instructions for achieving a stable romantic relationship from a professionally funny couple who did it themselves

Who better to write a very humorous manual about evolving modern relationships than two CollegeHumor veterans and viral-video stars who happen to be a real-life husband-and-wife team? With candor, bite, and charm, HEY, U UP? takes listeners on an eight-chapter journey through the trials of hooking up to the foibles of marriage, and combines the authors' prescriptive advice with the unfolding story of their own relationship. HEY, U UP? tackles all the milestones of relationships today- both glorious and embarrassing - with sections ranging from "How to Ask Someone Out After You've Slept with Them" all the way to "Establish Your Family as the Christmas Family by Turning Your Significant Other Against Their Own Parents."

©2018 Brian Murphy and Emily Axford (P)2018 Random House Audio

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Such good satire you question your life choices

Murph and Emily ride the line between relatable cringe and modern comedy so well that you find yourself chuckling in between questioning why you're relating so hard to a satirical relationship advice book.

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A bit of fun!

The second half seemed funnier, so stick with it if you're 10min in and not laughing much yet. Love the cynicism of traditional marriage/relationship norms.

What I like most about this audiobook, and Emily & Murph's show "Hot Date", is that the writers genuinely seem to enjoy each other's company. Maybe it's wishful thinking, but to me they're one of those fun couples that can riff off each other with enough creativity to never get bored. I wonder what they'll do next!

To Emily & Murph, sorry I couldn't rate this 5 stars like you asked in the audiobook, ahahaha. But I love you both anyway! ❤️

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Buy the physical book

Real good, very funny, get the physical book if you can for the visual components.

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Made me feel happy to be single and looking forward to finding my Emily or my Murph

The first few chapters are absolutely hilarious while the last few ones will make you look forward to having a relationship like those two have. Can’t wait for them to write another book!

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So fkn great😄

One of the funniest things you will read/hear. These two are amazing! Love you Moonshine!

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