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  • Florida Man

  • By: Mike Baron
  • Narrated by: R.C. Bray
  • Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (41 ratings)

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Florida Man

By: Mike Baron
Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Publisher's Summary

Mike Baron delivers a riotous, heartfelt, and ultimately uplifting story in Florida Man, brought to life by the inimitable R.C. Bray.

Gary Duba’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystal’s in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager.

Gary’s a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp. But he’s got dreams, big dreams. Every time he tries to get ahead, fate deals him a low blow. But then he gets lucky...

With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the $500 needed for bail. But things always find a way of getting out of hand.

©2019 Mike Baron (P)2020 Podium Audio

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Bray is a legend

Normally listen to R.C in sci.fi books but he bring this book alive as well
Recommend highly
Brings back memories of Skippy and “hold my beer”

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Sweet book

Great book thoroughly enjoyed the roller-coaster.

Brays performance was awesome.
Wanted it to keep going.

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Laughed so hard I nearly crashed my car.

Damn Mr. Bray knocked this one out of the park. One of the funniest book I've listened to in a long time. Don't go past this book.

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Didn't really get the point of the story.

RC Bray did his usual good work.
Some sections were quite funny and others tended to drag out a bit. Neverthess, an easy listen to fill the time whilst recovering from surgery.

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A Redneck Train Wreck

RC Bray awesome as always. Florida man is the hero this world deserves. if you enjoy 2ft black dildos, alligators wielded as weapons, meaningless destruction of nature and the shameless killing of endangered species this is the book for you.

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