Fashionably Dead
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Fashionably Dead
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Narrated by:
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Jessica Almasy
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By:
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Robyn Peterman
About this listen
Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead.
Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
©2014 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.What listeners say about Fashionably Dead
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- CassiH
- 22-07-2020
Great story.
Loved this story. I became quite invested in the characters and their lives. Left me wanting more. I need to find out what happens next in the characters lives. Can’t wait til I get to the next instalment.
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- jennine.
- 05-10-2018
Captivating!
l loved the narrator's voice and she read it perfectly, one of the best l've ever listened to!
The story was captivating and had me totally enthralled, right to the very end. l am hoping there is a follow on book because l want to know what happens in hell. Recommended read🤓
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- Imee-B
- 23-07-2018
***Hilarious***
I never laugh so hard in my life, Fashionably Dead is the funniest, wittiest book I have ever listened to and that's telling something because I am a book addict lol.
I love Astrid our feisty, foul mouthed and loves Prada more than food Haha. She is very loveable and a kick ass being turned into a vampire while undergoing a hypnosis to quit smoking and she woke up dead lol. That's the beginning of her adventure so if you like witty, smart dialogue and an angel who look like oprah and a fairy who look like an action star who has a fashion sense of a well not sure lol you will love this book. Its freaking amazing. And the narrative is excellent I love Jessica Almasy she plays the female voices magnificently.
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- K
- 28-12-2016
Exciting paranormal adventure
Fun wit brings to life characters in a story with many unpredictable twists and turns. The dark side of this well told story is softened by humour creating a very enjoyable listen.
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- Genevieve
- 06-10-2016
Too crass and loud for me
What would have made Fashionably Dead better?
Even for a vampire story, I found it a little over the top, bit too crass and loud for my taste. I prefer more sass and snark like the Molly Harper books.
What will your next listen be?
Back to some police procedurals.
Who might you have cast as narrator instead of Jessica Almasy?
Not sure but I found her reading of some characters a little too over the top
Any additional comments?
No doubt would appeal to some but just not my cup of tea.
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