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Don't Be Stupid

5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You

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Don't Be Stupid

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Narrated by: Grant Benker
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How often have you wanted to tell someone that they are stupid?

But you can’t, right? Because it’s rude and socially unacceptable. The solution to this problem is giving them a practical gift to help.

This guide is here to help stupid people realize that they are stupid, see the stupid things they do, and correct their stupid ways. This handy little book will help them:

  • Realize that they are not the only person in the world.
  • Learn what they do that drives the rest of us crazy.
  • How to stop being an idiot driver.
  • Recognize just how gullible they are.
  • Stop being a know-it-all.

And more!

Don’t Be Stupid is a humorous satire describing steps that a stupid person could take to become less of an idiot. Written for entertainment purposes only, it walks the listener through five insulting steps that can lead a person out of stupidity. It makes the perfect gag gift or white elephant present. Be sure to share it with your favorite moron!

©2023 Melissa A Gallant (P)2023 Melissa Gallant
Satire Comedy Witty

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