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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away
- Do's and Don'ts, from Dating to Death
- Narrated by: Jericha Domain, Joan Damry
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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Dear Joan and Jericha - Why He Turns Away
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Publisher's Summary
We dedicate this tome to Mahmoud: surgeon, prophet, model and friend. Capable of performing up to 30 hysterectomies a day (often blindfolded), it was Mahmoud that begged us to put pen to papyrus and share our wisdom with all the lost ladies suffering in the world today.
As much revered celebrities, living glamorous and wealthy lifestyles, we do of course come under fire. There has recently been vicious slander circulating, regarding a small handful of folk who have written to us with a problem, and having listened to our response, gone on to take their own lives. As if the two were somehow connected.
These naysayers are generally bitter and jealous spinsters, taking perverse and sadistic pleasure in being vindictive and nasty, while no doubt masturbating at the same time. To these lonely ladies we would say, 'Go look in your own heart, knock ye there and ask yourself some difficult questions. Because you will find the real guilt writhing within ye, like maggots mating in yesterday's apple'.
What we offer here is a lifeline, a service, much like the NHS, or perhaps more accurately, the AA. Joan and Jericha: AA for the heart. Affording you the opportunity to have a breakdown, call for a pick-up truck, stop off for a Full English whilst a hairy guy in a grubby onesie fumbles under your bonnet and tweaks at your wiring, before sending you on your way, lubricated, primed, pumped and pretty.
With kind regards,
Joan Damry and Jericha Domain OBE MBE (etc)
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- Liam S.
- 21-08-2022
The best audiobook I’ve listened to
They take the audiobook experience to the next level, adding in so many ad libs and additional personality and content and ensure comedy is delivered exactly as it was intended.
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- Meg
- 20-12-2020
Snorts and tears of laughter
Absolutely love this book. I am a podcast fan but this takes the cake...the writing and performances are brilliant and I loved hearing Julia and Vicki’s unedited hysterics in chapter 10. Relistening ASAP.
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