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Dan the Barbarian

Gold Girls and Glory, Book 1

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Dan the Barbarian

By: Hondo Jinx
Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
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Cut class. Kick ass. Save the frigging world.

When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a home-brew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory.

But even with two beautiful badass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?

Warning: Dan the Barbarian is an over-the-top adventure novel intended for listeners 18 and older. It includes explicit sex, graphic violence, a harem of gorgeous ass-kicking girls, and a foulmouthed two-handed sword. Listen at your own risk.

©2018 Hondo Jinx (P)2018 Hondo Jinx Dark Fantasy Superhero Fantasy Fiction Adventure

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Dan the Barbarian Gold Girls and Glory

Hondo Jinx has a great talent and skilled as a author his first book is brilliant and now with the narration talent and skill of Andrea Parsneau who voice acting skill makes the characters in this book come alive makeing us all cheer when Dan get what he Dreams of A life of Adventure can not wait for his next book of this series to come to Audible 12 out of 10 stars ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆......

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Dear God this is sooooo bad

The plot depth and writing style is tween fiction except for the comically explicit sex scenes. It's ridiculous how earnestly the whole thing is written. But hey, If you are involuntary celibate with a sub 80 IQ, you'll probably chant U! S! A!... U! S! A! as you listen to it.

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