Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
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Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Sleep
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By:
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Robert Bevan
About this listen
Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn't question the game master, and you shouldn't make fun of his cape.
One minute, they're drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they're in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.
Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian's ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he's carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.
Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn't even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.
It's fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don't really exist.
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- Kerri
- 08-02-2017
funny as
a laugh out loud story. narrator is interesting enough. similar idea to "off to be the wizard"
didn't want the story to end. hope theres a sequel!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-06-2017
Great fantasy read for teens and young adults.
The story built very quickly. It was exciting for people who have never role played and quite easy to follow. Would definitely recommend for the fantasy lovers.
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- Anonymous User
- 17-11-2017
Really good book
great, like the book 'off to be the wizard' only a little more crass but after you look passed that it's a great story
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- Craig McSpellcheck
- 08-05-2019
Funny
This is a good Chuckle. Enjoyed it enough to buy the next book. Would recommend.
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- Owen Smith
- 21-04-2020
Very funny - but to short.
Loved the book but full price Audio for only 6 hours of Listening is very disappointing.
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- Kirsty
- 30-10-2022
"Your mum jokes" get boring real quick
This was recommended to me by a friend, but I've had to give up on it. The story is fun enough, and the performance is excellent. However, the crass jokes get old really quickly and I really don't want to hear any more homophobic slurs and mum jokes after listening to this for the 3 hours I did. I get that they're supposed to be edgy and nerdy... but surely they can have some more creative swearing?
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