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  • Constituent Service

  • A Third District Story
  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Amber Benson
  • Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (58 ratings)

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Constituent Service

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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Publisher's Summary

The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC

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I want so much more

Although I think such a short story is what works best here, I definitely want more stories. This was so much fun, everything was so well set up it was easy to see where the downfall was going to go from the start, I just didn't know how they would solve everything. Please, I want more stories from this world.

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Parks and recreation with aliens

Clever, witty and very enjoyable. Think parks and Recreation with aliens! Great performance by Amber Benson.

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Excellent and energetic voice acting

A lively, humorous and wildly imaginative snack of a tale that left me feeling satisfied, yet longing for more.

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So fun and fast paced

Filled with wonderful humour and such a vivid world. Loved the characters and various species. Really entertaining listen.

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Quirky story

Love this story!!! Great narration!! I need more from this universe. I’m shipping Ashley and Jenson!!

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Great short story

Really glad I listened to this story - was funny and well written .. highly recommend

Narration was also really great

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Familiar & light

A quick, simple story. Not too dissimilar to ‘Agent to the Stars’. Will be interesting to see what other stories come out of the Third District.

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Boring story, not funny.

I gave it till the end of chapter 3, and found exactly zero laughs >_> . Doesn't seem entirely fair to write a review based on 3 chapters, but I want to make sure I don't accidentally listen to it again. The narrator was quite animated and enjoyable, just a shame the story and writing had nothing to it to be worth the effort.

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