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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

By: Rebecca Thorne
Narrated by: Jessica Threet
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A heart-warming, sapphic journey brimming with jeopardy, magic and a love of tea – for fans of Travis Baldree's Legends & Lattes and TJ Klune.

Two women wanted to open a cosy bookshop. They discovered a world of adventure.

Reyna and Kianthe dream of opening a friendly book shop together, serving the very best tea and cakes. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters – all complemented by love and good company. But Reyna is an elite bodyguard to a vengeful queen, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives behind seems . . . impossible. Yet they flee to Tawney, a town nestled in the icy peaks of dragon country. There, they open the bookstore they'd always wanted.

What follows is a tale of mishaps, mysteries, dragons, and a murderous queen throwing the realm’s biggest temper tantrum. Through it, these two women will discover what they mean to each other – and their world.

Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea by Rebecca Thorne is a gorgeous treat of a book, filled with cosy adventure, sapphic romance and good feelings. The story continues in the swashbuckling A Pirate's Life for Tea.

Can't Spell Treason without Tea was a Sunday Times HB fiction bestseller in May 2024.

©2023 Rebecca Thorne (P)2024 Macmillan Audio Action & Adventure Feel-Good Heartfelt

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What you see is what you get.

This is no Nobel-winning literature, but if you select a lesbian-magic-fantasy about running a bookshop and tea house expecting more, then you probably need to reevaluate your priorities.

As I said, what you see is what you get. Despite the massive plot holes, overuse of terms like ‘contemplatively’ and ‘her girlfriend’, and anticlimactic confrontation with the Queen, this is a very cute, sweet and surprisingly wholesome lesbian-magical-fantasy about running a bookshop and tea house.

The narration was spot on. Accents were fabulous and the editing was seamless.

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